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[Tafit]

Yen a qui on des passe temps vraiment intéressant...

C'est navrant

[Laguigne]

Ca me rappel les blagues du schtroumpf farceur. Ca fais rire que lui  

[farood]

Tiens un autre clown.
Je joue le "dredge" du T2, Crypt of Agadeem Combo UB, l'autre joue aussi Crypt Combo, mais la version naze Br avec Consume Spirit.

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[FR] Farood joue Hedron Crab depuis sa Main
[FR] Farood engage Island
[FR] Farood joue Scalding Tarn depuis sa Main
Helio engage Dragonskull Summit
<[FR] Farood> Ok?
Helio engage Dragonskull Summit
Helio joue Terminate depuis sa Main
<[FR] Farood> doesnt counter landfall ok?
<Helio> in resp
<[FR] Farood> of what?
<[FR] Farood> of landfall?
<Helio> i play terminate in resp to the land
<[FR] Farood> lands dont use the stack
<Helio> so the crab go to grave before the land comes into play
<[FR] Farood> LANDS DONT USE THE STACK
<Helio> but i can play in response to a land
<[FR] Farood> you cant resp to a land
<[FR] Farood> but u can resp to landfall
<Helio> dont go to stack, but solves before
<Helio> not to landfall
<Helio> in resp to land
<Helio> not landfall
<[FR] Farood> you cant response to a land
<Helio> not the ability
<Helio> noob
<[FR] Farood> cause you dont get priority
<[FR] Farood> lol, i'll quote you "IN RESP TO LAND"
<System> Connexion perdue avec le joueur

[blind]

omg, mav...

[blind]

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Andriuking taps Lorescale Coatl
Andriuking untaps Lorescale Coatl
It is now the Postcombat Main Phase
Andriuking taps Tropical Island
<[Fr] blind> tap
<Andriuking> you untap it
<[Fr] blind> stupide?
<System> Player Lost

Il attaque avec Coatl, je bloque avec Nettle que je bounce via Symbiote. Et là il me dit que je suis obligé de détap sa Coatl...

[strife2]

ENORME :

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<Mee> hy
Mee mélange sa Bibliothèque
<strife2 (FR)> yop
strife2 (FR) a jeté un 7, sur un dé à 20 faces
Mee mélange sa Bibliothèque
Mee a jeté un 13, sur un dé à 20 faces
<Mee> play
Mee mélange sa Bibliothèque
strife2 (FR) mélange sa Bibliothèque
Mee pioche 7 cartes
strife2 (FR) pioche 7 cartes
Mee fait un Mulligan
Mee fait un Mulligan
Mee fait un Mulligan
strife2 (FR) fait un Mulligan
<System> Connexion perdue avec le joueur

[blind]

Classique!

[strife2]

A l'instant :

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<DS> Non, en fait, marre de jouer avec des trous du cul, salut connard, et bonne chance pour trouver qui de LF je suis ;-)
Nous sommes maintenant dans la  phase de Combat, étape de Déclaration des Attaquants
<System> Connexion perdue avec le joueur

Mouais...

[strife2]

Tafit, le Jeudi 12 Novembre 2009 à 07:36, dit :

Yen a qui on des passe temps vraiment intéressant...

C'est navrant

Nouvel exemple, je pense que c'est la même personne :

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<strife2 (FR)> Thinking
<strife2 (FR)> g2
<Mk1> gg
<Mk1> Non, va te faire enculer par Lejay, strife !

[blind]

Omg...

[tortus]

Et ça vous l'avez déjà eu ?!

(premiers tours à se faire des duels de BS, ponder, fetch) puis...
0:01:28 [Tortus (FR)] Tortus (FR) taps Island
0:01:29 [Tortus (FR)] Tortus (FR) plays Brainstorm from Hand
0:01:30 [Tortus (FR)] <Tortus (FR)> Ok?
0:01:31 [Narrata] <Narrata> Ok?
0:01:32 [Narrata] <Narrata> Ok
0:01:32 [Narrata] <Narrata> Ok
0:01:33 [Tortus (FR)] Tortus (FR) draws a card
0:01:34 [Tortus (FR)] Tortus (FR) draws a card
0:01:34 [Narrata] <Narrata> Ok
0:01:34 [Tortus (FR)] Tortus (FR) draws a card
0:01:34 [Narrata] <Narrata> Ok
0:01:35 [Narrata] <Narrata> Ok
0:01:35 [Narrata] <Narrata> Ok
0:01:35 [Narrata] <Narrata> Ok
0:01:35 [Narrata] <Narrata> Hail Hitler
0:01:35 [Narrata] <Narrata> Hail Hitler
0:01:35 [Narrata] <Narrata> Hail Hitler
0:01:35 [Narrata] <Narrata> Hail Hitler
0:01:35 [Narrata] <Narrata> Hail Hitler
0:01:35 [Narrata] <Narrata> Hail Hitler
0:01:35 [Narrata] <Narrata> Hail Hitler
0:01:35 [Narrata] <Narrata> Hail Hitler
0:01:36 [Narrata] <Narrata> Hail Hitler
0:01:36 [Narrata] <Narrata> Hail Hitler
0:01:36 [Narrata] <Narrata> Hail Hitler
0:01:36 [Narrata] <Narrata> Hail Hitler
0:01:36 [Narrata] <Narrata> Hail Hitler
0:01:36 [Narrata] <Narrata> Hail Hitler
0:01:36 [Narrata] <Narrata> Hail Hitler
0:01:37 [Narrata] <Narrata> Hail Hitler
0:01:37 [Narrata] <Narrata> Hail Hitler
0:01:37 [Narrata] <Narrata> Hail Hitler
0:01:37 [Narrata] <Narrata> Hail Hitler
0:01:37 [Narrata] <Narrata> Hail Hitler
0:01:37 [Narrata] <Narrata> Hail Hitler
0:01:37 [Narrata] <Narrata> Hail Hitler
0:01:37 [Narrata] <Narrata> Hail Hitler
0:01:37 [Narrata] <Narrata> Hail Hitler
0:01:37 [Narrata] <Narrata> Hail Hitler
0:01:38 [Tortus (FR)] Tortus (FR) sacrifices Brainstorm
0:01:38 [Narrata] <Narrata> Hail Hitler
0:01:38 [Narrata] <Narrata> Hail Hitler
0:01:38 [Narrata] <Narrata> Hail Hitler
0:01:38 [Narrata] <Narrata> Hail Hitler
0:01:38 [Narrata] <Narrata> Hail Hitler
0:01:38 [Narrata] <Narrata> Hail Hitler
0:01:39 [Narrata] <Narrata> Hail Hitler
0:01:39 [Narrata] <Narrata> Hail Hitler
0:01:39 [Narrata] <Narrata> Hail Hitler
0:01:40 [Narrata] <Narrata> hail hitler
0:01:42 [<System>] <System> Player Lost

[Warlord09]

Je maîtrise le vaudou (xD):

Je testais contre Sakimmd, et ca faisait 3 fois que je perdais le toss (6 puis 2 puis 1 au dé). On commence donc le 4eme match:

<-------- New Game Started -------->
sakimmd's Security Code: 54E350ED [Type 1.5]
Ayanami's Security Code: 1CCC7343 [Type 1.5]
It is now turn 1 (sakimmd)
It is now the Beginning Phase, Untap Step
sakimmd shuffles library
Ayanami shuffles library
Ayanami shuffles library
<Ayanami> je vais faire 1
Ayanami shuffles library
Ayanami shuffles library
Ayanami rolled a 1, using a 20 sided die
<Ayanami> OH MY GOD
sakimmd rolled a 8, using a 20 sided die
<Ayanami> t'as vu ma perf?
<sakimmd> =)
sakimmd shuffles library
sakimmd draws 7 cards
<Ayanami> attend
<Ayanami> attend
<Ayanami> je quote
<sakimmd> attend de voir ma sortie
<Ayanami> nan, je quote avant
<sakimmd> lol
<Ayanami> tu pourras être témoin
.
.(Match suivant)
.
<-------- New Game Started -------->
sakimmd's Security Code: 54E350ED [Type 1.5]
Ayanami's Security Code: A239C7CF [Type 1.5]
It is now turn 1 (Ayanami)
It is now the Beginning Phase, Untap Step
sakimmd shuffles library
sakimmd draws 7 cards
Ayanami shuffles library
Ayanami shuffles library
<sakimmd> =)
<Ayanami> je vais faire 1
Ayanami shuffles library
Ayanami shuffles library
sakimmd rearranges cards in sakimmd's Hand
Ayanami rolled a 18, using a 20 sided die
<Ayanami> merde
Ayanami shuffles library
<sakimmd> ALLE
<sakimmd> CHATTE
sakimmd rolled a 1, using a 20 sided die
Ayanami shuffles library
<Ayanami> xD
<sakimmd> BOUM
<sakimmd> !
<Ayanami> je requote
<sakimmd> DECHATTE
<sakimmd> tin
<sakimmd> tjs la mm chose
<Ayanami> nan nan je requote
<sakimmd>
<Ayanami> mdr

"just lol".

Je voulais en faire ma sign, mais c'est trop gros^^

[Sakimmd]

<Ayanami> Wait!
It is now the Beginning Phase, Upkeep Step
<Ayanami> en réponse a la capa de tabernacle
Ayanami taps Forest
Ayanami taps Rishadan Port
<sakimmd> ...


Dur de tester dans ces conditions

[solknar]

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Swamp plays Kitchen Finks from Hand
<Swamp> End my turn
<Solknar> in resp
Solknar taps Underground Sea
Solknar plays Brainstorm from Hand
<Swamp> Ok
Solknar draws a card
Solknar draws a card
Solknar draws a card
It is now the Precombat Main Phase
<Solknar> Thinking
Solknar puts a card on top of Library from Hand
Solknar puts a card on top of Library from Hand
Solknar plays Force of Will from Hand
Solknar puts Intuition to RFG from Hand
Solknar's life total is now 18 (-1)
Swamp puts Kitchen Finks to Graveyard from Play
Solknar puts Brainstorm to Graveyard from Play
Solknar puts Force of Will to Graveyard from Play
It is now turn 6 (Solknar)
It is now the Beginning Phase, Untap Step
Solknar untaps his/her permanents
It is now the Beginning Phase, Upkeep Step
It is now the Beginning Phase, Draw Step
Swamp puts Kitchen Finks into play from Graveyard
Solknar puts Force of Will into play from Graveyard
Kitchen Finks's note changed: 1
<Solknar> no
<Swamp> persist
<Solknar> if it leaves game from play
Kitchen Finks is now 2/1
<Solknar> it never saw play
<System> Player Lost

trop fort persist...

Modifié par solknar, 17 December 2009 - 17:24 .

[blind]

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It is now the Precombat Main Phase
[Fr] blind taps Forest
[Fr] blind taps Forest
[Fr] blind puts Forest to Hand from Play
[Fr] blind plays Forest from Hand
[Fr] blind taps Forest
[Fr] blind plays Chord of Calling from Hand
[Fr] blind taps Birchlore Rangers
[Fr] blind taps Quirion Ranger
[Fr] blind taps Wirewood Symbiote
<Black Lotus> Thinking!
<[Fr] blind> 3
[Fr] blind puts Chord of Calling to Graveyard from Play
<Black Lotus> Thinking!
<Black Lotus> u tapped for 3 ?
<[Fr] blind> convoke
<Black Lotus> Ok!
Black Lotus taps Tundra
Black Lotus taps Tropical Island
Black Lotus plays Spellstutter Sprite from Hand
<[Fr] blind> chord for 3
<Black Lotus> 3
<[Fr] blind> no
<[Fr] blind> ccm is 6
<Black Lotus> nop
<Black Lotus> if you convoke it it's not
<Black Lotus>
<[Fr] blind> ...
[Fr] blind puts Chord of Calling into play from Graveyard
<Black Lotus> read the convoke description
<Black Lotus> :-)
<[Fr] blind> x =3
<Black Lotus> the sprite
<[Fr] blind> ...
<Black Lotus> checks the spent mana
<[Fr] blind> 3 mana for ggg
<Black Lotus> correct
<Black Lotus> and 0 mana
<Black Lotus> but 3 taps
<Black Lotus> for x
<[Fr] blind> and convoke for 3
<Black Lotus> correct
<Black Lotus> well if you don't know minor rulings
<Black Lotus> plz don't join serious games
<Black Lotus> :-/
<[Fr] blind> no ccm is 6
<[Fr] blind> ...
<Black Lotus> well
<Black Lotus> better never play a tournament
<Black Lotus> :-)
<Black Lotus> cya
<System> Player Lost

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