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[Azdraël]

Je l'ai souvent vu rager lui...mais inconnu au bataillon également.



(j'ai pas screener: "JE SUIS UNE SALE PETITE FIOTTE" désolé   )

Modifié par Azdraël, 11 February 2010 - 20:28 .

[La Loutre]

hihihi je suis grillé je peux raiment pas m'empecher de faire ce genre de connerie quand j'ai affaire a un connard.

en sous-titre de "je suis une sale petite fiotte" il y avait "tu es tombé sur plus con que toi" car j'aais plein de faux pseudo qui essayé de co^^


sinon j'avoue j'ai joué contre toi en mode masked et je t'ai laissé la G1 en faisant daze sur seize :{ qui t'economises 2 PV et tu kill au A-N a 1 PV gg


d'ailleurs sympas ce petit deck faestalker meme si Bitterblossom est beaucoup moins fort qu'il n'y parait

[Azdraël]

Quand j'ai vu sur ce topic que tu venais de jouer faery stalker, jme suis dit, ah c'était surement lui le Lutrus hihi...


oui quand jsuis crevé, et que jme fais insulter sans raison (genre join game, insultes directes, ou création de jeton noob) je me lache    

[maveric78f]

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Umezawa's Jitte now has 4 (+2) counters.
Umezawa's Jitte now has 3 (-1) counters. (cible Mangara)
StaxX taps Karakas (cible Mangara)
StaxX puts Mangara of Corondor to Hand from Play
Umezawa's Jitte now has 2 (-1) counters. (aimerais cibler Mangara)
<Maveric78f> I kill it in resp
StaxX plays Mangara of Corondor from Hand
StaxX untaps Karakas
<Maveric78f> in resp to karakas activation
StaxX taps Karakas
StaxX puts Mangara of Corondor to Hand from Play
StaxX plays Mangara of Corondor from Hand
<Maveric78f> you can answer my jitte activation right?
StaxX puts Mangara of Corondor to Graveyard from Play
<Maveric78f> I can also answer your karakas activation
<Maveric78f> End my turn
It is now turn 10 (StaxX)
It is now the Beginning Phase, Untap Step
StaxX untaps his/her permanents
It is now the Beginning Phase, Upkeep Step
AEther Vial now has 2 (+1) counters.
It is now the Beginning Phase, Draw Step
StaxX draws a card
It is now the Precombat Main Phase
<StaxX> Thinking
StaxX taps AEther Vial
StaxX plays Serra Avenger from Hand
StaxX taps Savannah
StaxX taps Scrubland
<Maveric78f> Ok
StaxX taps Plains
StaxX plays Mangara of Corondor from Hand
StaxX taps Karakas (cible le Mangara qui est au cimetière)
StaxX puts Mangara of Corondor into play from Graveyard
StaxX puts Mangara of Corondor to Hand from Play
<StaxX> End my turn
<Maveric78f> ?
StaxX plays Mangara of Corondor from Hand
<Maveric78f> lol
<Maveric78f> you really think it's how it works?
<System> Player Lost

Une partie simplissime:

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<Erdvermampfa> kp
<Maveric78f> kp
It is now the Precombat Main Phase
Erdvermampfa plays City of Traitors from Hand
Erdvermampfa taps City of Traitors
Erdvermampfa plays Chalice of the Void from Hand
Chalice of the Void now has 1 (+1) counters.
<Maveric78f> Ok
<Erdvermampfa> end my turn
It is now turn 4 (Maveric78f)
It is now the Beginning Phase, Untap Step
It is now the Beginning Phase, Draw Step
Maveric78f draws a card
It is now the Precombat Main Phase
Maveric78f plays Swamp from Hand
<Maveric78f> Thinking
Maveric78f plays Chrome Mox from Hand
<Maveric78f> Ok?
<Erdvermampfa> Ok
Dusk Urchins is enchanting Chrome Mox now
Maveric78f puts Dusk Urchins into play from Hand
Maveric78f taps Chrome Mox
Maveric78f taps Swamp
Maveric78f plays Bitterblossom from Hand
<Maveric78f> End my turn
<Erdvermampfa> Ok
It is now turn 5 (Erdvermampfa)
It is now the Beginning Phase, Untap Step
Erdvermampfa untaps his/her permanents
It is now the Beginning Phase, Upkeep Step
Erdvermampfa draws a card
It is now the Precombat Main Phase
<Erdvermampfa> Thinking
Erdvermampfa taps City of Traitors
Erdvermampfa plays Forest from Hand
Erdvermampfa puts City of Traitors to Graveyard from Play
Erdvermampfa taps Forest
Erdvermampfa puts Elvish Spirit Guide to RFG from Hand
Erdvermampfa plays Garruk Wildspeaker from Hand
<Maveric78f> Ok
Garruk Wildspeaker now has 1 (+1) counters.
Garruk Wildspeaker now has 2 (+1) counters.
Erdvermampfa puts a 3/3 beast token into play
<Erdvermampfa> end my turn
It is now turn 6 (Maveric78f)
It is now the Beginning Phase, Untap Step
Maveric78f untaps his/her permanents
It is now the Beginning Phase, Upkeep Step
Maveric78f's life total is now 19 (-1)
Maveric78f puts a 1/1 Faerie Rogue  token into play
It is now the Beginning Phase, Draw Step
Maveric78f draws a card
It is now the Precombat Main Phase
Maveric78f plays Ancient Tomb from Hand
Maveric78f taps Swamp
Maveric78f taps Ancient Tomb
Maveric78f taps Chrome Mox
Maveric78f's life total is now 18 (-1)
Maveric78f's life total is now 17 (-1)
Maveric78f plays Braids, Cabal Minion from Hand
<Maveric78f> End my turn
It is now turn 7 (Erdvermampfa)
It is now the Beginning Phase, Untap Step
Erdvermampfa untaps his/her permanents
It is now the Beginning Phase, Upkeep Step
Erdvermampfa puts Chalice of the Void to Graveyard from Play
Erdvermampfa draws a card
It is now the Precombat Main Phase
<Erdvermampfa> Fuck you.
<System> Player Lost

Ou comment perdre avec classe.

Modifié par Maveric78f, 12 February 2010 - 18:15 .

[maveric78f]

J'ai posé chalice@0 pour entretenir Braids. Il joue une créature Morph et je tilte pas (le but était vraiment de sacrifier le chalice à mon tour donc j'ai oublié qu'il était là entre temps). A mon tour quand je sacrifie le chalice je réalise et j'explique à celui qui s'avèrera être un blaireau/troufion que sa créature morph aurait dû être contrée.

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<Maveric78f> Wait!
<Istvan> Ok
<Maveric78f> actually I forgot
<Maveric78f> but for you to know
<Istvan> ?
<Maveric78f> morph creatures are countered by chalice@0
Maveric78f puts Chalice of the Void to Graveyard from Play
<Istvan> ????????
It is now the Beginning Phase, Draw Step
Maveric78f draws a card
It is now the Precombat Main Phase
<Istvan> cost 3
<Maveric78f> it's a replacement cost
<Istvan> ??????????????
<Maveric78f> the morph creature has no mana cost
<Maveric78f> so it's converted mana cost is 0
<Istvan> chalice say converted mana cost
<Istvan> .....
<Maveric78f> you'll know it ^^
<Maveric78f> ^next time
<Istvan> noob
<System> Player Lost
<Maveric78f> let's continue as if it was not countered

J'avais pourtant l'impression d'être super sympa.

[maveric78f]

J'attaque FTW.

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Maveric78f taps Tarmogoyf
Maveric78f taps Knight of the Reliquary
Maveric78f taps Tarmogoyf
Maveric78f taps Knight of the Reliquary
lolkoko (svk) taps Snow-Covered Island
lolkoko (svk) taps Snow-Covered Island
lolkoko (svk) plays Trickbind from Hand
<lolkoko (svk)> Ok? (il cible Knight)
<Maveric78f> ?
<lolkoko (svk)> triggered (il cible Tarmo finalement)
<Maveric78f> what do you trickbind?
It is now the Combat Phase, Declare Blockers Step
It is now the Combat Phase, Declare Attackers Step
<lolkoko (svk)> tarmo without triggered abillity is 0/1
<Maveric78f> explain what you are intending to do
<Maveric78f> ahah
<lolkoko (svk)> Ok?
<Maveric78f> it's a static ability
<lolkoko (svk)> wtf?
<lolkoko (svk)> its named triggered ;-)
<lolkoko (svk)> learn rules ;-)
<Maveric78f> What are those smileys for?
<System> Player Lost

[Apocalypse666]

Je te trouve limite adorable ac tes adversaires : o
Et plus tu fais le mec gentil plus tu en prends ds la gueule ^^

C'est beau.

[maveric78f]

Pour ceux (dont je tairai les noms) qui ont pas compris l'histoire des morphs dont le CC=0. Pourtant j'avasi tout expliqué au mec. Les morph n'ont pas cout de mana. Les qu'on paie sont un coût alternatif. Les cartes qui n'ont pas de coût de mana ont un cout converti de mana égal à 0. Ya pas grand chose de plus à expliquer.


APNAP rule FTW contre burn qui comptait avoir Rift Bolt au graveyard à son upkeep pour pouvoir activer Grim Lavamancer avant que Tangel Wire le tape.

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Maveric78f plays Tangle Wire from Hand
Tangle Wire now has 4 (+4) counters.
<Maveric78f> first in stack
<Maveric78f> your triggers
<Maveric78f> then mine
<Maveric78f> so mine resolve first
<Maveric78f> End my turn
It is now turn 9 (K)
It is now the Beginning Phase, Untap Step
<K> EOT
K taps Mountain
K taps Grim Lavamancer
Maveric78f's life total is now 7 (-2)
K puts Wooded Foothills to RFG from Graveyard
K puts Lightning Bolt to RFG from Graveyard
K untaps his/her permanents
It is now the Beginning Phase, Upkeep Step
<K> Thinking
<Maveric78f> first wire
<Maveric78f> (before rift bolt)
K taps Mountain
K untaps Mountain
<K> Thinking
<K> i think i can choose the order of triggers in my turn
<Maveric78f> you can choose the orders of YOUR triggersd
<Maveric78f> but ours are ordered as I said
<System> Player Lost

[maveric78f]

Encore un bon. Le mec il m'a même pas dit bonjour.

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<Maveric78f> hi
Maveric78f shuffles library
Maveric78f rolled a 16, using a 20 sided die
Maveric78f shuffles library
Maveric78f shuffles library
<SurvivalG2?> combo?
Maveric78f shuffles library
Maveric78f shuffles library
<Maveric78f> ?
<SurvivalG2?> still combo plaYer?
<Maveric78f> why still?
<SurvivalG2?> 3
<SurvivalG2?> 2
<SurvivalG2?> 1
<SurvivalG2?> bye
<System> Player Lost

[adrieng]

Un classique :

0:00:00 [Adr] <New Game: waiting for opponent>
0:00:00 [Adr] Adr shuffles library
0:00:00 [Adr] <Adr> I am ready.
0:00:00 [Adr] Adr draws 0 cards
0:00:00 [Adr] <Adr> Hello.
0:00:00 [23] 23 shuffles library
0:00:00 [23] 23 draws 0 cards
0:00:00 [23] <-------- New Game Started -------->
0:00:00 [23] 23's Security Code: 8555F1E6 [Type 1.5]
0:00:00 [23] Adr's Security Code: 016B334C [Type 1.5]
0:00:00 [23] It is now turn 1 (23)
0:00:00 [23] It is now the Beginning Phase, Untap Step
0:00:00 [23] 23 shuffles library
0:00:00 [Adr] Adr rolled a 17, using a 20 sided die
0:00:01 [23] 23 shuffles library
0:00:02 [23] 23 shuffles library
0:00:03 [23] 23 shuffles library
0:00:03 [23] 23 rolled a 10, using a 20 sided die
0:00:04 [23] 23 shuffles library
0:00:06 [Adr] <Adr> ip
0:00:07 [Adr] Adr shuffles library
0:00:08 [Adr] Adr shuffles library
0:00:09 [Adr] Adr draws 7 cards
0:00:10 [23] 23 draws 7 cards
0:00:11 [Adr] <Adr> kp
0:00:12 [23] <23> keep
0:00:13 [Adr] It is now turn 2 (Adr)
0:00:13 [Adr] It is now the Beginning Phase, Untap Step
0:00:14 [Adr] It is now the Precombat Main Phase
0:00:16 [Adr] Adr plays Windswept Heath from Hand
0:00:17 [Adr] Adr sacrifices Windswept Heath
0:00:18 [Adr] Adr's life total is now 19 (-1)
0:00:19 [Adr] Adr is looking its Library...
0:00:22 [Adr] Adr puts Taiga into play from Library
0:00:22 [Adr] Adr taps Taiga
0:00:24 [Adr] Adr plays Birds of Paradise from Hand
0:00:25 [Adr] Adr shuffles library
0:00:25 [Adr] Adr stops looking its Library...
0:00:25 [Adr] It is now the End Phase, Cleanup Step
0:00:27 [Adr] <Adr> End my turn
0:00:32 [23] It is now turn 3 (23)
0:00:32 [23] It is now the Beginning Phase, Untap Step
0:00:32 [23] It is now the Beginning Phase, Upkeep Step
0:00:32 [23] It is now the Beginning Phase, Draw Step
0:00:32 [23] 23 draws a card
0:00:32 [23] It is now the Precombat Main Phase
0:00:32 [23] 23 plays Island from Hand
0:00:32 [23] 23 plays Sensei's Divining Top from Hand
0:00:33 [23] 23 taps Island
0:00:33 [23] <23> End my turn
0:00:35 [Adr] It is now turn 4 (Adr)
0:00:35 [Adr] It is now the Beginning Phase, Untap Step
0:00:36 [Adr] Adr untaps his/her permanents
0:00:36 [Adr] It is now the Beginning Phase, Upkeep Step
0:00:36 [Adr] It is now the Beginning Phase, Draw Step
0:00:36 [Adr] Adr draws a card
0:00:36 [Adr] It is now the Precombat Main Phase
0:00:38 [Adr] Adr plays Savannah from Hand
0:00:40 [Adr] Adr plays Survival of the Fittest from Hand
0:00:41 [Adr] Adr taps Taiga
0:00:41 [Adr] Adr taps Savannah
0:00:46 [Adr] <Adr> Ok?
0:00:53 [23] 23 plays Force of Will from Hand
0:00:53 [23] 23 puts Brainstorm to RFG from Hand
0:00:53 [23] 23's life total is now 19 (-1)
0:00:56 [Adr] Adr sacrifices Survival of the Fittest
0:00:57 [Adr] Adr plays Orcish Lumberjack from Hand
0:00:58 [Adr] Adr taps Birds of Paradise
0:00:59 [Adr] It is now the End Phase, End Of Turn Step
0:00:59 [23] 23 sacrifices Force of Will
0:01:00 [Adr] <Adr> End my turn
0:01:02 [23] It is now turn 5 (23)
0:01:02 [23] It is now the Beginning Phase, Untap Step
0:01:03 [23] 23 untaps his/her permanents
0:01:04 [23] It is now the Beginning Phase, Upkeep Step
0:01:04 [23] It is now the Beginning Phase, Draw Step
0:01:04 [23] 23 draws a card
0:01:04 [23] It is now the Precombat Main Phase
0:01:05 [23] 23 plays Flooded Strand from Hand
0:01:19 [23] 23 puts Flooded Strand to Graveyard from Play
0:01:19 [23] 23's life total is now 18 (-1)
0:01:19 [23] 23 is looking its Library...
0:01:19 [23] 23 puts Tropical Island into play from Library
0:01:19 [23] 23 shuffles library
0:01:19 [23] 23 stops looking its Library...
0:01:19 [23] 23 plays Counterbalance from Hand
0:01:19 [23] 23 taps Island
0:01:19 [23] 23 taps Tropical Island
0:01:19 [23] <23> End my turn
0:01:22 [Adr] It is now turn 6 (Adr)
0:01:22 [Adr] It is now the Beginning Phase, Untap Step
0:01:23 [Adr] Adr untaps his/her permanents
0:01:23 [Adr] It is now the Beginning Phase, Upkeep Step
0:01:23 [Adr] It is now the Beginning Phase, Draw Step
0:01:24 [Adr] Adr draws a card
0:01:24 [Adr] It is now the Precombat Main Phase
0:01:28 [Adr] Adr plays Survival of the Fittest from Hand
0:01:29 [Adr] Adr taps Taiga
0:01:29 [Adr] Adr taps Savannah
0:01:30 [Adr] <Adr> Ok?
0:01:32 [23] 23 puts Noble Hierarch into play from Library
0:01:34 [23] 23 puts a Noble Hierarch on top of Library from Play
0:01:43 [Adr] <Adr> Ok?
0:01:44 [Adr] It is now the End Phase, End Of Turn Step
0:01:45 [Adr] <Adr> End my turn
0:01:57 [23] It is now turn 7 (23)
0:01:57 [23] It is now the Beginning Phase, Untap Step
0:02:18 [23] 23 untaps his/her permanents
0:02:18 [23] It is now the Beginning Phase, Upkeep Step
0:02:18 [23] 23 taps Island
0:02:18 [23] 23 is looking top 3 cards of its Library...
0:02:18 [23] 23 rearranges cards in 23's Library
0:02:18 [23] 23 rearranges cards in 23's Library
0:02:18 [23] 23 rearranges cards in 23's Library
0:02:18 [23] 23 rearranges cards in 23's Library
0:02:18 [23] 23 rearranges cards in 23's Library
0:02:30 [23] 23 stops looking its Library...
0:02:30 [23] It is now the Beginning Phase, Draw Step
0:02:30 [23] 23 draws a card
0:02:30 [23] It is now the Precombat Main Phase
0:02:30 [23] 23 plays Noble Hierarch from Hand
0:02:30 [23] 23 taps Tropical Island
0:02:30 [23] <23> End my turn
0:02:33 [Adr] <Adr> EOT
0:02:34 [Adr] Adr taps Orcish Lumberjack
0:02:36 [Adr] Adr sacrifices Savannah
0:02:40 [Adr] Adr discards Shriekmaw
0:02:42 [Adr] Adr is looking its Library...
0:02:44 [Adr] Adr puts Demigod of Revenge into play from Library
0:02:45 [Adr] Adr sacrifices Demigod of Revenge
0:02:47 [Adr] Adr puts Demigod of Revenge into play from Library
0:02:48 [Adr] Adr sacrifices Demigod of Revenge
0:02:51 [Adr] Adr puts Demigod of Revenge into play from Library
0:02:52 [Adr] Adr taps Birds of Paradise
0:02:56 [Adr] Adr sacrifices Demigod of Revenge
0:02:57 [Adr] Adr puts Demigod of Revenge into play from Library
0:02:58 [Adr] Adr puts Demigod of Revenge to Hand from Play
0:02:59 [Adr] Adr shuffles library
0:02:59 [Adr] Adr stops looking its Library...
0:02:59 [Adr] It is now turn 8 (Adr)
0:02:59 [Adr] It is now the Beginning Phase, Untap Step
0:03:00 [Adr] Adr untaps his/her permanents
0:03:00 [Adr] It is now the Beginning Phase, Upkeep Step
0:03:00 [Adr] It is now the Beginning Phase, Draw Step
0:03:01 [Adr] Adr draws a card
0:03:01 [Adr] It is now the Precombat Main Phase
0:03:03 [Adr] Adr plays Wooded Foothills from Hand
0:03:05 [Adr] Adr plays Demigod of Revenge from Hand
0:03:05 [Adr] Adr taps Taiga
0:03:06 [Adr] Adr taps Birds of Paradise
0:03:06 [Adr] Adr taps Orcish Lumberjack
0:03:08 [Adr] Adr sacrifices Taiga
0:03:11 [Adr] Adr puts Demigod of Revenge into play from Graveyard
0:03:12 [Adr] Adr puts Demigod of Revenge into play from Graveyard
0:03:14 [Adr] Adr puts Demigod of Revenge into play from Graveyard
0:03:16 [Adr] It is now the Combat Phase, Declare Attackers Step
0:03:17 [Adr] Adr taps Demigod of Revenge
0:03:17 [Adr] Adr taps Demigod of Revenge
0:03:17 [Adr] Adr taps Demigod of Revenge
0:03:17 [Adr] Adr taps Demigod of Revenge
0:03:18 [Adr] It is now the Combat Phase, Combat Damage Step
0:03:29 [Adr] <Adr> Ok?
0:04:00 [23] <23> End my turn
0:04:00 [23] <23> End my turn
0:04:00 [23] <23> End my turn
0:04:00 [23] <23> End my turn
0:04:00 [23] <23> End my turn
0:04:00 [23] <23> End my turn
0:04:00 [23] <23> End my turn
0:04:00 [23] <23> End my turn
0:04:01 [23] <23> bye random
0:04:01 [<System>] <System> Player Lost
0:04:20 [Adr] Adr plays Firestorm from Hand
0:04:20 [Adr] Adr plays Intuition from Hand

[bob50]

Maveric78f, le Lundi 15 Février 2010 à 19:32, dit :

Encore un bon. Le mec il m'a même pas dit bonjour.

Je l'ai croisé aujourd'hui. J'ai même pas fait 2 tours contre lui. Juste de le temps de faire stifle sur sa waste et il est parti.
Donc ça ne change grand chose que les gens jouent combo ou non.

[blind]

Nan mais ElfBall sur MWS tu vas t'amuser!

[strife2]

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strife2 (FR) joue Mutavault depuis sa Main
strife2 (FR) joue Standstill depuis sa Main
strife2 (FR) engage Volcanic Island
strife2 (FR) engage Mutavault
Dream engage Island
Dream engage Island
Dream joue Counterspell depuis sa Main
strife2 (FR) joue Daze depuis sa Main
strife2 (FR) met Volcanic Island dans sa Main, depuis sa Zone de jeux
Dream joue Force of Will depuis sa Main
strife2 (FR) met Daze au cimetière, depuis sa Zone de jeux
Dream met Propaganda dans la zone 'Retiré du jeu', depuis sa Main
Les points de vie de Dream sont maintenant de 19 (-1)
strife2 (FR) joue Force of Will depuis sa Main
strife2 (FR) met Daze dans la zone 'Retiré du jeu', depuis sa Main
Les points de vie de strife2 (FR) sont maintenant de 19 (-1)
strife2 (FR) met Force of Will au cimetière, depuis sa Zone de jeux
<Dream> fuck u bitch
<System> Connexion perdue avec le joueur

...

[OrGy]

Ca me fait penser à un reportage sur le poker que j'ai vu récemment.
"Good Hand" signifie en langage poker : "Enfoiré de chanceux, vas"

De la même façon, "fuck u bitch" signifierait "GG" par chez nous ?

Le token Noob serait donc l'équivalent de la main tendue en fin de match ?