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[Corto]

OrGy[FR]: not aware of that entire french male population gayness thing.
but past lines suggest you could be one. Asking for penis sucking to another dude is quite the hint.

-> Daayuuum

Belle répartie

[Surfait]

Allez une petite,

Je joins une game avec le titre "Try to beat me", en gros je cherche les emmerdes ^^

Je gagne et me fais kicker. What's the fuck!!! Je ne vais pas me laisser faire, et donc je lance une petit discussion:

[23:52] 13_3 Narciss: I beat you !!! =P
[23:52] 13_1 Player12_1: no
i didnt saw
idiot
[23:52] 13_3 Narciss: rage quit ^^
[23:53] 13_1 Player12_1: no
im in the room
youre out
......
idiot
[23:53] 13_3 Narciss: you kicked me idiot
[23:53] 13_1 Player12_1: yes
but imnot quitted
so go paly pokemon stupid tard
[23:53] 13_3 Narciss: you loose
[23:53] 13_1 Player12_1: that deck caant win anothying
[23:53] 13_3 Narciss: i beat you
[23:53] 13_1 Player12_1: in a real tourney you cant win
so go paly pokemon
abrupt decay in elf deck
pffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffff
ahahahahahahahhahaahhaah
[23:54] 13_3 Narciss: and you think you can kick people in tournament noob
[23:54] 13_1 Player12_1: not need
cauz i dont find stupid deck like yours
ahahahhahahaahah
nooooooob
[23:55] 13_3 Narciss: little child i'm sad for you
see ya
[23:55] 13_1 Player12_1: balablablbalbalbalbalbalbalblablablbalbalbalbalbalbalbalbalbalbalbalbalblablablbalbabablalbalbla
balablbalbalbalbalblablablablbalbalbalbalalbbaabllab
ahahahahahahahahah
[23:55] 13_3 Narciss: lol
[23:55] 13_1 Player12_1: balablablbalbalbalbalbalbalblablablbalbalbalbalbalbalbalbalbalbalbalbalblablablbalbabablalbalbla
balablbalbalbalbalblablablablbalbalbalbalalbbaabllab
ahahahahahahahahah
[23:55] 13_3 Narciss: i go to report you
[23:56] 13_1 Player12_1: balablablbalbalbalbalbalbalblablablbalbalbalbalbalbalbalbalbalbalbalbalblablablbalbabablalbalbla
balablbalbalbalbalblablablablbalbalbalbalalbbaabllab
[23:56] 13_3 Narciss: you make my day ^^
[23:56] 13_1 Player12_1: : balablablbalbalbalbalbalbalblablablbalbalbalbalbalbalbalbalbalbalbalbalblablablbalbabablalbalbla
balablbalbalbalbalblablablablbalbalbalbalalbbaabllab
not important i know what a pussy is
instead you not
because youre sure a fat kid
ugly
[23:57] 13_3 Narciss: 2 - 0 no comment
[23:57] 13_1 Player12_1: pooor kid
go to discover life
dont breack my baals idiot

Désolé pour mon vocabulaire anglais, ça aurait pu être encore plus fun

[Surfait]

Je propose de lancer un concours du plus gros con de Cockatrice:

TRY TO BEAT ME!!!!!!!!!!.... Idiot fat kid!!!

[Merk]

pourquoi tu lui a pas link les résultats de elfe avec decay par les proplaya ?

[Corto]

Je crois pas que link quelque chose a quelqu'un qui a la mentalité d'un ado gâté de 14 ans va changer quoi que ce soit.
Mais c'est dingue ce dialogue quoi...

[P-E]

Bon c'etait pas ma game mais elle etait bien drole ^^

(prismatic omen en jeu pour JiRock)
It is now the first main phase.
JiRock taps Stomping Ground.
JiRock untaps Stomping Ground.
JiRock taps Stomping Ground.
JiRock taps Island.
JiRock sets counter u to 1 (+1).
JiRock sets counter u to 2 (+1).
JiRock taps Island.
JiRock taps Stomping Ground.
JiRock taps Flooded Grove.
JiRock taps Breeding Pool.
JiRock plays Scapeshift from hand.
11_3 drgman: All that for 3 damage?
11_3 JiRock: is it ok ?
11_3 drgman: lol sure
I'll take 3 damage
11_3 JiRock: no
JiRock puts Stomping Ground from table into graveyard.
JiRock puts Island from table into graveyard.
JiRock puts Island from table into graveyard.
JiRock puts Stomping Ground from table into graveyard.
JiRock puts Breeding Pool from table into graveyard.
JiRock puts Flooded Grove from table into graveyard.
drgman sets counter life to 13 (-1).
drgman sets counter life to 12 (-1).
drgman sets counter life to 11 (-1).
JiRock is looking at his library.
11_3 drgman: So 3.
JiRock puts Valakut, the Molten Pinnacle into play from library.
JiRock puts Stomping Ground into play from library.
JiRock puts Steam Vents into play from library.
JiRock puts Steam Vents into play from library.
11_3 drgman: so 0
JiRock puts Blood Crypt into play from library.
JiRock puts Misty Rainforest into play from library.
drgman sets counter life to 12 (+1).
drgman sets counter life to 13 (+1).
drgman sets counter life to 14 (+1).
JiRock stops looking at his library.
JiRock shuffles his library.
JiRock shuffles his library.
JiRock shuffles his library.
11_3 drgman: K. I take 0
JiRock taps Stomping Ground.
JiRock taps Steam Vents.
JiRock taps Steam Vents.
JiRock taps Valakut, the Molten Pinnacle.
JiRock taps Misty Rainforest.
JiRock taps Blood Crypt.
11_3 JiRock: you'll take 36
read cards
11_3 drgman: if you control AT LEAST FIVE OTHER MOUNTAINS
11_3 JiRock: all my lands are mountain, each valakut triggers twice per land
read prismatic omen
11_3 drgman: Yeah
11_3 JiRock: before speaking
11_3 drgman: Okay?
That's a bad combo
because it doesn't work
11_3 JiRock: okay what ? take 36 and die
11_3 drgman: okay
11_3 JiRock: that might be bad, but it does work
11_3 drgman: for the trigger to happen
11_3 JiRock: xD
You take 26
36*
11_3 drgman: you need to have 5 other mountains in play
11_3 JiRock: you are DEAD
I do have 5 mountains in play
even 7 right now
11_3 drgman: Read Vala.
11_3 JiRock: read prismatic omen
idiot
11_3 drgman: OTHER THAN VALA
11_3 JiRock: before speaking
vala itself is a mountain
I have SEVEN MOUNTAINS
11_3 drgman: OTHER THAN VALA
11_3 JiRock: and it's not other than vala, it's other than every mountain coming individually
11_3 drgman: It says right on the card OTHER mountains
not mountains
11_3 JiRock: I do have 6 other mountains for each mountain coming.
11_3 drgman: Okay
11_3 JiRock: Stop complaining and accept the fact you're dead....
11_3 drgman: Go back to just 1 valakut.
11_3 JiRock: (btw you should read about it)
valakuts are mountains like the others
11_3 drgman: You need to have the 5 mountains first.
edwardtho is now watching the game.
11_3 JiRock: I do have 5 other mountains for each mountain coming.
There is NOTHING else to check.
Learn rules about the combo
11_3 drgman: Lol
11_3 JiRock: look on the net
11_3 drgman: You're fucking stupid.
Bye.
11_3 JiRock: do research

[urza99]

Je joue Legacy pour téster un URg control trouvé sur Magic ville. Il me résoud un show and tell tour 2:

Mugu plays Show and Tell from hand.
urza99 ok
urza99 puts Tarmogoyf into play from hand. (face down)
Mugu that card
urza99 show and tell resolve
Mugu ok u that card cast
    i can't see it
urza99 Each player may put an artifact, creature, enchantment, or land card from his or her hand onto the battlefield.
    i put that
    
Mugu  can't see it!
urza99 ...
    i can't see what you put too
Mugu puts Omniscience into play from hand.
urza99 plays Tarmogoyf from table.
urza99 it's in same time
Mugu -.-
urza99 it's important
Mugu wait
    bbecause before u cast
Mugu puts Force of Will into play from hand.
Mugu puts Enter the Infinite from hand into graveyard.
Mugu points from his Force of Will to urza99's Tarmogoyf.
Mugu puts Force of Will from table into graveyard.
urza99 lol!!!
    i don't cast it
Mugu ......
    is a spell
urza99 when i play from my hand
    play = paye mana cost
    i put in play
    that not the same
Mugu has left the game.

Je mettais mon Tarmo face down pour qu'on révèle en même temps, il ne comprenait pas.
Je suis une bille en Anglais pourtant je tente de lui expliquer en réstant correcte.

Je sais pas ce qui est le pire entre: penser contrer mon Tarmo sur son show and tell, pitcher sa fow avec Enter the infinite alors qu'il a omni sur table ou rage quit alors que je lui explique poliment =)

[Malhorn]

Les gars qui ne savent pas comment fonctionnent leur carte c'est triste quand même. A ta place je me serais même pas fatigué à lui parler.

[Akinos]

Malhorn, le 02 October 2013 - 14:36 , dit :

Les gars qui ne savent pas comment fonctionnent leur carte c'est triste quand même. A ta place je me serais même pas fatigué à lui parler.

+1
Moi ça aurait fait:
Clic droit "Add to ignored list"
Clic droit "Kick from game"

[gnomenmy]

bah il a rien pitch sur fow en fait vu qu'il a pas perdu de life et mis enter the infinite au grave, a priorié pour plier la game

[OrGy]

Si la même situation se produit en live, non seulement j'appelle l'arbitre mais je demande à un spectateur de filmer la suite au smartphone.

[urza99]

Beaucoup de débutants défausse au lieu de remove sur fow
mais pitcher son enter plutôt que de le jouer pour gagner c'est epic quand même

[PiK]

Ma g1 la plus rapide à ce jour :

<je gagne le toss>
It is now PiK's turn.
It is now the untap step.
ireman4life: kp
PiK: kp
PiK plays Gitaxian Probe from hand.
PiK sets counter life to 19 (-1).
PiK sets counter life to 18 (-1).
PiK points from his Gitaxian Probe to ireman4life.
ireman4life has conceded the game.
ireman4life has unlocked his sideboard.

Probe c'est imba, même quand on ne joue pas combo !

[Flutiau]

Si on se met à killer T1 avec une carte et 2 PV, le Vintage va vite redevenir intéressant, c'est dire!

[urza99]

Wizard go BAN probe!