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[Surfait]

13_1 Marnow: kp
13_3 Narciss: i play with commander 2013 ok?
Narciss draws his initial hand.
13_3 Narciss: kp
13_1 Marnow: WHATTTTT??
WVERYBODDY ARE CRAZY
???
???
YOU ARE IDIOT
You have been kicked out of the game.



Le bonheur à portée de main

C'était pour Deluge toxic en x1 en side au passage

Modifié par surfait, 27 October 2013 - 14:19 .

[yriel]

Pas plus tard que ce matin le mec voulait pas me montrer sa main avec "reveal hand", il mettait sa main sur le board et me réponds que j'ai qu'à noter ... Je suis sur un pc, j'ai que ça à faire u_u

Et sinon c'est normal que les joueurs d'affinity fassent que les g1 ? Histoire d'éviter la hate ou juste par ce qu'ils sont sur de win xD ?

[Aranaevens]

Contre Doomsday en jouant burn, je garde des lands en main et une guerilla pour faire flipper, ça loupe pas :

Hanky Panky plays Doomsday from hand.
Hanky Panky sets counter life to 8 (-1).
Hanky Panky sets counter life to 7 (-1).
Hanky Panky sets counter life to 6 (-1).
Hanky Panky sets counter life to 5 (-1).
Hanky Panky sets counter life to 4 (-1).
Hanky Panky puts a card into play from library.
Hanky Panky puts a card into play from library.
Hanky Panky puts a card into play from library.
Hanky Panky puts a card into play from library.
Hanky Panky puts a card into play from library.
Hanky Panky puts Lion's Eye Diamond from the stack into graveyard.
Hanky Panky puts Lion's Eye Diamond from the stack into graveyard.
Hanky Panky taps Sensei's Divining Top.
Hanky Panky draws 1 card(s).
Hanky Panky puts Sensei's Divining Top from table on top of his library.
Hanky Panky plays Ideas Unbound from hand.
Hanky Panky sets counter x to 3 (+1).
Hanky Panky sets counter u to 2 (-1).
Hanky Panky sets counter u to 1 (-1).
11_3 Hanky Panky: k?
11_3 Aranaevens: k
Hanky Panky puts Ideas Unbound from the stack into graveyard.
Hanky Panky draws 1 card(s).
Hanky Panky draws 1 card(s).
Hanky Panky draws 1 card(s).
Hanky Panky plays Duress from hand.
Hanky Panky sets counter b to 2 (-1).
Aranaevens reveals his hand to Hanky Panky.
Aranaevens puts Guerrilla Tactics into play from hand.
Aranaevens points from his Guerrilla Tactics to Hanky Panky.
11_3 Aranaevens:
11_3 Hanky Panky: don t discard
11_3 Aranaevens: It's not a may
11_3 Hanky Panky: if you were i real player i would have won
11_3 Aranaevens: If you say so
You have been kicked out of the game.

Modifié par Aranaevens, 28 October 2013 - 23:09 .

[yriel]

Je crois que valakut a été up et on nous a pas prévenu

EternalWitness plays Scapeshift from hand.
EternalWitness plays Stomping Ground from table.
EternalWitness plays Steam Vents from table.
EternalWitness plays Stomping Ground from table.
EternalWitness plays Island from table.
EternalWitness plays Flooded Grove from table.
EternalWitness plays Mountain from table.
EternalWitness is looking at his library.
EternalWitness puts Valakut, the Molten Pinnacle into play from library.
EternalWitness puts Stomping Ground into play from library.
EternalWitness puts Steam Vents into play from library.
EternalWitness puts Stomping Ground into play from library.
EternalWitness puts Steam Vents into play from library.
EternalWitness puts Steam Vents into play from library.
EternalWitness stops looking at his library.
EternalWitness shuffles his library.
EternalWitness taps Stomping Ground.
EternalWitness taps Valakut, the Molten Pinnacle.
EternalWitness taps Steam Vents.
EternalWitness taps Steam Vents.
EternalWitness taps Stomping Ground.
EternalWitness taps Steam Vents.
EternalWitness points from his Valakut, the Molten Pinnacle to yriel.
11_3 EternalWitness: gg
11_1 yriel: euh no...
11_3 EternalWitness: 15
11_1 yriel: read valakut
11_3 EternalWitness: `?!!
11_1 yriel: least five other Mountains
only 5 mountains
11_3 EternalWitness: YES
5
11_1 yriel: others
least five other Mountains
11_3 EternalWitness: YES
U CAN COUNT
11_1 yriel: others
11_3 EternalWitness: THEY ARE 5 OTHERS
EternalWitness points from his Valakut, the Molten Pinnacle to his Steam Vents.
EternalWitness points from his Valakut, the Molten Pinnacle to his Stomping Ground.
EternalWitness points from his Valakut, the Molten Pinnacle to his Steam Vents.
EternalWitness points from his Valakut, the Molten Pinnacle to his Stomping Ground.
EternalWitness points from his Valakut, the Molten Pinnacle to his Steam Vents.
11_1 yriel: valakut isn't mountain
EternalWitness has left the game.

[PiK]

C'est triste de jouer une carte sans savoir ce qu'elle fait...

Mais j'ai trouvé mieux !

It is now erchachopistacho's turn.
It is now the untap step.
erchachopistacho puts Swamp into play from hand.
erchachopistacho taps Swamp.
erchachopistacho plays The Rack from hand.
PiK: k
erchachopistacho puts The Rack into play from the stack.
It is now the ending phase.
It is now PiK's turn.
It is now the untap step.
PiK draws a card.
PiK puts Flooded Strand from hand into graveyard.
erchachopistacho points from his The Rack to PiK.
erchachopistacho: -4 lifes
PiK: nop, that don"'t works like this
3 minus 7
0 damage
k ?
erchachopistacho: wait
At the beginning of the chosen player's upkeep, The Rack deals X damage to that player, where X is 3 minus the number of cards in his or her hand.
your nkeep
you have 7 cards in hand
PiK: yep
erchachopistacho points from his The Rack to PiK.
PiK: the rack deals X damage, where X is 3 minus 7
erchachopistacho: e x is the number of cards -3
PiK: nop, it's 3 - <number of cards>
not <number> - 3
erchachopistacho: what is the number of cards in ypur hand 7
7-3
4
PiK: read again
it's 3 minus number
not number minus 3
erchachopistacho has left the game.

[Upsilon]

Quand je dis que Pox c'est LE dtb... Personne me crois !

[yriel]

Tentative de cheat avorté

It is now menca83's turn.
It is now the untap step.
menca83 untaps his permanents.
It is now the draw step.
menca83 draws a card.
menca83 puts Island into play from hand.
menca83 puts Lotus Petal into play from hand.
menca83 puts Lotus Petal into play from hand.
11_1 yriel: k
menca83 taps Lotus Petal.
menca83 puts Lotus Petal from table into graveyard.
menca83 taps Island.
menca83 taps Island.
menca83 taps Mountain.
menca83 puts Sneak Attack into play from hand.
11_1 yriel: resp
yriel taps AEther Vial.
yriel puts Phyrexian Revoker into play from hand.
yriel sets annotation of Phyrexian Revoker to "SA".
yriel points from his Phyrexian Revoker to menca83's Sneak Attack.
11_3 menca83: res
menca83 taps Lotus Petal.
menca83 puts Emrakul, the Aeons Torn into play from hand.
11_1 yriel: ?
menca83 puts Lotus Petal from table into graveyard.
menca83 has left the game.


La cascade c'est fort

It is now yriel's turn.
It is now the untap step.
yriel untaps his permanents.
It is now the upkeep step.
yriel places a red counter on AEther Vial (now 1).
It is now the draw step.
yriel draws a card.
It is now the first main phase.
yriel puts Ancient Tomb into play from hand.
yriel taps Ancient Tomb.
yriel taps Plains.
yriel sets counter life to 19 (-1).
yriel sets counter life to 18 (-1).
yriel sets counter x to 1 (+1).
yriel plays Thalia, Guardian of Thraben from hand.
11_3 Thengal: k
yriel puts Thalia, Guardian of Thraben into play from the stack.
yriel sets counter x to 0 (-1).
It is now the ending phase.

It is now Thengal's turn.
It is now the untap step.
Thengal untaps his permanents.
Thengal removes a red counter from Ancestral Vision (now 2).
Thengal draws a card.
Thengal puts Tropical Island into play from hand.
Thengal taps Taiga.
Thengal taps Tropical Island.
Thengal taps Island.
Thengal puts Shardless Agent into play from hand.
11_1 yriel: k
Thengal plays Jace, the Mind Sculptor from the top of his library.
Thengal plays Punishing Fire from the top of his library.
Thengal exiles Jace, the Mind Sculptor from the stack.
Thengal points from his Punishing Fire to yriel's Thalia, Guardian of Thraben.
yriel points from his Thalia, Guardian of Thraben to Thengal's Punishing Fire.
Thengal plays Bloodbraid Elf from the top of his library.
11_1 yriel: pay 1 more
Thengal plays Lightning Bolt from the top of his library.
Thengal points from his Lightning Bolt to yriel's Thalia, Guardian of Thraben.
11_1 yriel: ?
11_3 Thengal: If it cost
more I cant cast it with cascade
11_1 yriel: no
Thengal has left the game.
11_1 yriel: read cascade

[Hegemon]

Faux pas jouer contre menca83 et son sneak show. J'ai fait deux parties contre lui il y a quelques jours :

La première il me fait Show and tell T1 : il pose Emrakul et moi Karakas (bon ok j'ai la chance avec moi), après j'enchaine stoneforge, batter, souls... il concède on passe à la deux
Deuxième manche il land go, je pose un fetch. T2 il me joue Blood moon, je resp en fetchant une plaine. Mon tour, je draw un marais, pose stoneforge pour batterskull et là c'est le drame !
Je me fait kicker et blacklister uniquement parce que j'ai des basics exprès contre les blood moon effects.

Il y en a un autre dont je ne me souviens pas du pseudo mais qui intitule toujours ses parties "Only Unknown Decks" -> il kick et blacklist dès qu'il voit une carte jouable, j'ai eu le malheur de lui sortir une Liliana et un autre m'a dit qu'il avait été kické pour avoir joué un delver lol.

[popi]

le problème avec des gros event c'est que apres t'as plein de joueurs online qui se mettent a joueur la liste des gagnants sans avoir le skill pour les play

J'ai donc eu le droit a ma copie de Elfball du gagnant du BOM today

apres environ 25 missplays a base de j'oublie de shuffle mon GSZ, prog, des triggers de symbiots et quirions et j'en passe...voila que me viens l'idée de jouer sylvan library -_-

et la c'est le drame...le mec lit la carte et a son upkeep pioche 2 putains de carteees evidement ben voyons


CHAMPIONNNN!!!!!!!

Modifié par popi, 09 November 2013 - 15:10 .

[Hegemon]

Extra draw => game loss

C'est clair que ça c'est souvent, les mecs qui netdeck et qui se lancent dans des parties legacy alors que c'est la première fois qu'ils jouent dans ce format. Je suis incapable de jouer elfball, mais si l'envie m'en prend, je vais goldfish avec avant de faire des vraies parties, histoire de comprendre un peu la stratégie et assimiler les triggers... Beaucoup se croient capables de tout jouer malheureusement.

Modifié par Hegemon, 09 November 2013 - 17:08 .

[Aranaevens]

Encore elfball a une learning curve pas mal, tu peux le jouer à plein de niveaux. Après, ceux qui netdeck TES ou Doomsday c'est plutôt festif...

[Duncan]

Celui là il est pas mal :

Koke_MTG puts Mutavault into play from hand.
Koke_MTG taps Island.
It is now the declare attackers step.
Koke_MTG taps Lord of Atlantis.
Koke_MTG taps Mutavault.
11_3 stanretors: summoning sickness man...
11_3 Koke_MTG: looool
no no
11_3 stanretors: come on
when its a creature
it has summoning sickness
11_3 Koke_MTG: jajajaja it's still a land!!!
11_3 stanretors: http://forums.mtgsal...d.php?p=2488087
11_3 Koke_MTG: bye noob...
Koke_MTG has left the game.

Il m'a passé en ignore list derrière...

[P-E]

forcement qu'il te black list tu lui casses son reve de 2/2 haste incontrable ^^

[urza99]

C'est donc pour ça que personne ne demande le ban des manland...

[Aranaevens]

Remarque, beaucoup de manland entrent tap, ça doit pas aider à comprendre les règles.