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[necro]

Je fais jamais ça mais là quand même !!

 Moi: 2 black ???
 noahband: ?
 Moi: seriously
 noahband: vintage means any deck right?
 Moi: no of course not
 noahband: oh
    sorry
 Moi: there is a banned list
 noahband: my deck was 15 forest
 Moi: that's why 4 tarmo is a row
 noahband: 10 black lotus
    and 35 goyf
    sorry dude
 Moi: u really deserves the term noob
noahband has left the game.

[P-E]

The Professor puts Dread Return into play from graveyard.
P-E points from his Lodestone Golem to The Professor's Dread Return.
11_3 The Professor: ok doesn't matter
ElcapitanSPA is not watching the game any more.
11_3 The Professor: is an alternative cost
The Professor puts Narcomoeba from table into graveyard.
The Professor puts Narcomoeba from table into graveyard.
The Professor puts Narcomoeba from table into graveyard.
The Professor puts Angel of Glory's Rise into play from graveyard.
The Professor puts Azami, Lady of Scrolls into play from graveyard.
The Professor puts Laboratory Maniac into play from graveyard.
The Professor taps Laboratory Maniac.
11_3 P-E: sure but you have to pay 1 for golem
The Professor points from his Laboratory Maniac to himself.
11_3 P-E: alternative or not ^^
11_3 The Professor: no
11_3 P-E: yes
11_3 The Professor: fb is an alternative cost
11_3 P-E: it doesn't matter
you cast it with flashback
you have to sac 3 pay 1 for golem
11_3 The Professor: no
11_3 P-E: like if trini was in play sac 3 pay 3
yes
You have been kicked out of the game.

[Saumon]

Choobak, le 24 January 2015 - 17:23 , dit :

Je viens de faire le premier match d'un draft sur mtgo en KTK.
J'ai monté un deck tempo comme j'ai pu RUG splash w pour deux cartes. La game 1, mon adversaire tick sur le contre à 1U sur les sort à 4cc ou plus.
La deux est encore plus horrible pour lui et je le finis sur act of trahison (la mue est le 5/5 trample) :

Il est beau avec son 4C feat Valley Dasher... Disdainful stroke c'est pourtant pas si déconnant (je comprend plus qu'il tique sur Stubborn Denial d'ailleurs ^^). Il y a de toute manière peu de cartes totalement injouables en KtK finalement, vu que même des Siegecraft, Cranial Archive, Goblinside etc... arrivent à trouver leurs places dans certains builds... C'est se priver de possibilités que de rester sur des avis définitifs sur certaines cartes "à priori" injouables (un peu comme toutes ces personnes en mode "je ne jouerai JAMAIS de bannières...")... c'est un peu dommage.

Bref oui, pour moi c'est un beau trouffion ^^

Modifié par Saumon, 25 January 2015 - 16:21 .

[Choobak]

Oui, un bon
Après je me suis fait laminer en demi... Mais bon
Franchement, en draft, on fait avec ce que l'on a et le build qu'on pense pouvoir construire. Mon optique était tempo, contre. Ba, ça a fonctionné avec lui...

@P-E : Tu te rends compte que tu oses contredire The Professor, tout de même ? Demande à Tafit s'il accepte une contradiction d'un de ses élève pour voir comment il va réagir...

[Tafit]

Henri Ford disait :
« Les gens peuvent choisir n’importe quelle couleur pour la Ford T, du moment que c’est noir »

Dans ma classe c'est pareil, tout le monde a le droit d'avoir son avis du moment que ça soit le même que le mien. /joke

[Choobak]

Tafit, le 25 January 2015 - 21:18 , dit :

Henri Ford disait :
« Les gens peuvent choisir n'importe quelle couleur pour la Ford T, du moment que c'est noir »

Dans ma classe c'est pareil, tout le monde a le droit d'avoir son avis du moment que ça soit le même que le mien. /joke

Qu'est ce que je disais...

[Corto]

necro, le 25 January 2015 - 15:27 , dit :

Je fais jamais ça mais là quand même !!

 Moi: 2 black ???
 noahband: ?
 Moi: seriously
 noahband: vintage means any deck right?
 Moi: no of course not
 noahband: oh
sorry
 Moi: there is a banned list
 noahband: my deck was 15 forest
 Moi: that's why 4 tarmo is a row
 noahband: 10 black lotus
and 35 goyf
sorry dude
 Moi: u really deserves the term noob
noahband has left the game.

euh sérieusement ?
"u really deserves the term noob" Y avait pas une manière moins acide de parler ?

Le mec il confond casual et vintage ( plutot l'inverse en fait , ce qui est très surprenant vu à quel point le vintage est un format mis en avant et répandu) mais a priori
faut quand meme lui montrer qu'il est noob après tout, et pourquoi ne pas le faire passer pour un troufion tant qu'on y est.

Enfin bon, y a le "je fais jamais ça", donc après tout c'est peut être juste moi qui suis un peu choqué.

Modifié par Corto, 26 January 2015 - 17:03 .

[Saumon]

Ben j'aurais pas réagi comme ça, ça m'aurait plutôt fait marrer même...

Mais à priori c'est quand même plus un troll évident qu'une réelle erreur de sa part...

[OrGy]

15 forest + 10 black lotus + 35 goyf

Le plus choquant n'est pas forcément l'absence de respect de toute forme de restriction mais surtout qu'en définitive, c'est atrocement mal buildé

[popi]

Allez un petit pour la route...j'ai tenu le canasson aussi longtemps que j'ai pu pour vous les boys mais malheureusement j'ai pas pu aller au bout

Contexte:

voila le contexte j'ai evidemment la game plutôt bien en main, je tap mon DRS pour lui retirer un land et comme il est un peu lent à comprendre je décide de lui indiquer mon désir de retirer un land (peu importe lequel, y'avait que des fetchs) et je vous laisse donc lire la suite...enjoy

Script:

<POPI> Thinking
POPI taps Deathrite Shaman
<POPI> land
<Breakbeat> i know what are you going to do when you tap
<POPI> okk
<POPI> so do it
<POPI>
<Breakbeat> are that dumb that you thing i cannot figure that out
Breakbeat puts Bloodstained Mire into play from Graveyard
Breakbeat puts Bloodstained Mire to RFG from Play
<POPI> are u mad?
<Breakbeat> yes
POPI taps Bayou
<Breakbeat> and proud of it
<POPI> for magic its sad
<POPI> cardgame
POPI plays Tarmogoyf from Hand
<Breakbeat> yes it is
Tarmogoyf is now 3/4
It is now the End Phase, Cleanup Step
<POPI> End my turn
<Breakbeat> it is for ppl with brain
<Breakbeat> not just the will to win
<POPI> ah yes i see that
<Breakbeat> you might be ironic but i guess you re one of the players who cry when they lose (ah! une petite lumiere vient de s'éclairer cher lui, il commence à sentir que je me fous de sa gueule, but let's keep going!)
<POPI> im without brain so im not mad
<Breakbeat> yup smthing like that
It is now turn 7 (Breakbeat)
It is now the Beginning Phase, Untap Step
Breakbeat untaps his/her permanents
<Breakbeat> so you got the point
<POPI> yes i loose all the time
It is now the Beginning Phase, Upkeep Step
<Breakbeat> i know
<Breakbeat> good for you
Breakbeat is looking top 1 cards of its Library...
Breakbeat reveals a Ponder
Delver of Secrets/Insectile Aberration is now 2/1
Delver of Secrets/Insectile Aberration is now 3/2
Breakbeat stops looking its Library...
It is now the Beginning Phase, Draw Step
Breakbeat draws a card
It is now the Precombat Main Phase
Breakbeat taps Island
Breakbeat plays Ponder from Hand
Breakbeat is looking top 3 cards of its Library...
Breakbeat rearranges cards in Breakbeat's Library
Breakbeat rearranges cards in Breakbeat's Library
Breakbeat stops looking its Library...
Breakbeat sacrifices Ponder
Breakbeat is looking top 3 cards of its Library...
Breakbeat rearranges cards in Breakbeat's Library
Breakbeat stops looking its Library...
Breakbeat draws a card
It is now the Combat Phase, Beginning Of Combat Step
It is now the Combat Phase, Declare Attackers Step
Breakbeat taps Delver of Secrets/Insectile Aberration
Breakbeat taps Delver of Secrets/Insectile Aberration
POPI's life total is now 14 (-3)
It is now the Postcombat Main Phase
Breakbeat taps Deathrite Shaman
<Breakbeat> land
<Breakbeat> it is that simple
Breakbeat taps Swamp
Breakbeat plays Young Pyromancer from Hand
POPI puts Marsh Flats into play from Graveyard
POPI puts Marsh Flats to RFG from Play
<Breakbeat> unless you still dont get it
<Breakbeat> End my turn
<POPI> u know u gona become famous
<POPI> on french forum
<POPI> dude
<POPI> be happy
<Breakbeat> sure
It is now turn 8 (POPI)
It is now the Beginning Phase, Untap Step
POPI untaps his/her permanents
It is now the Beginning Phase, Upkeep Step
<Breakbeat> thank you for that
POPI reveals a Bayou
POPI draws a card
POPI draws a card
It is now the Precombat Main Phase
<POPI> Thinking
<Breakbeat> internet terrorism and threatening go ahead little faggot (ici je deviens donc Achmed the dead terrorist!)
POPI plays Verdant Catacombs from Hand
<Breakbeat> do that
<POPI> interesting right
It is now the Combat Phase, Declare Attackers Step
POPI taps Dark Confidant
POPI taps Dark Confidant
POPI taps Tarmogoyf
POPI taps Tarmogoyf
Breakbeat's life total is now 11 (-5)
It is now the Postcombat Main Phase
<POPI> Thinking
POPI taps Swamp
POPI plays Sensei's Divining Top from Hand
<Breakbeat> Ok
POPI taps Verdant Catacombs
<POPI> i know that too (bon la je faisais ref au land a retirer, ou j'avais aussi compris son intention mais le script va trop vite, du coup il capte pas mais je laisse pisser)
POPI sacrifices Verdant Catacombs
POPI is looking its Library...
<Breakbeat> you know what
<Breakbeat> ?
POPI puts Bayou into play from Library
POPI shuffles library
POPI stops looking its Library...
POPI taps Bayou
POPI taps Bayou
POPI plays Abrupt Decay from Hand
<Breakbeat> u dont have any structure on what you re saying
<Breakbeat> there is no result on the meaning
Breakbeat sacrifices Young Pyromancer
<POPI> i see teach me pliz
POPI sacrifices Abrupt Decay
It is now the End Phase, Cleanup Step
<POPI> End my turn
<Breakbeat> ok, you can report me, blame me, then feel happy, and enjoy your jerkiness
<Breakbeat>
<Breakbeat> thank you
<Breakbeat> i excpect to see
<Breakbeat> more news
<Breakbeat> ciao
<System> Player Lost


The end:

Par son dernier "smiley" j'ai un tout petit petit espoir que ca lui sevira de leçon, et que dans l'avenir ce gadjo se détendra le scrotum


Voili voila, je vous laisse sur ces mots de Herbert Léonard

https://www.youtube....-yt-cl=85114404

Modifié par popi, 31 January 2015 - 15:23 .

[Corto]

<Breakbeat> you know what
<Breakbeat> ?
[...]
<Breakbeat> u dont have any structure on what you re saying
<Breakbeat> there is no result on the meaning

Quoi ?? o_O

[OrGy]

Non, laisses, il a raison.

Y a pas de structure à ce qu'il dit et le sens n'a pas de résultat.

Faut juste être aware et ça passe tout seul.

[Akinos]

bd25351 has joined the game.
bd25351 has loaded a deck with 15 sideboard cards (n9mg9ric).
13_3 Akinos: hi
bd25351 is ready to start the game.
The game has started.

It is now Akinos's turn.
It is now the untap step.
bd25351 shuffles his library.
bd25351 shuffles his library.
bd25351 shuffles his library.
bd25351 rolls a 9 with a 20-sided die.
bd25351 draws his initial hand.
Akinos rolls a 19 with a 20-sided die.
13_3 Akinos: ip
13_3 bd25351: kp
Akinos shuffles his library.
Akinos draws his initial hand.
13_3 Akinos: kp
It is now the first main phase.
Akinos puts Wooded Foothills into play from hand.
Akinos puts Wooded Foothills from table into graveyard.
Akinos sets counter life to 19 (-1).
Akinos sets counter life to 18 (-1).
Akinos sets counter life to 17 (-1).
Akinos is looking at his library.
Akinos puts Stomping Ground into play from library.
Akinos stops looking at his library.
Akinos shuffles his library.
Akinos taps Stomping Ground.
Akinos puts Wild Nacatl into play from hand.
It is now the ending phase.
Akinos sets PT of Wild Nacatl to 2/2.

It is now bd25351's turn.
It is now the untap step.
bd25351 untaps his permanents.
bd25351 untaps his permanents.
It is now the upkeep step.
It is now the draw step.
bd25351 draws 1 card(s).
It is now the first main phase.
bd25351 puts Stomping Ground into play from hand.
bd25351 moves Stomping Ground from table to hand.
bd25351 puts Steam Vents into play from hand.
bd25351 taps Steam Vents.
It is now the ending phase.

It is now Akinos's turn.
It is now the untap step.
Akinos untaps his permanents.
It is now the draw step.
Akinos draws 1 card(s).
It is now the first main phase.
Akinos puts Sacred Foundry into play from hand.
Akinos sets counter life to 16 (-1).
Akinos sets counter life to 15 (-1).
Akinos sets PT of Wild Nacatl to 3/3.
bd25351 sets counter life to 19 (-1).
bd25351 sets counter life to 18 (-1).
Akinos taps Wild Nacatl.
bd25351 sets counter life to 17 (-1).
bd25351 sets counter life to 16 (-1).
bd25351 sets counter life to 17 (+1).
It is now the second main phase.
Akinos taps Sacred Foundry.
Akinos taps Stomping Ground.
Akinos puts Eidolon of the Great Revel into play from hand.
It is now the ending phase.

It is now bd25351's turn.
It is now the untap step.
bd25351 untaps his permanents.
bd25351 untaps his permanents.
It is now the upkeep step.
It is now the draw step.
bd25351 draws 1 card(s).
It is now the first main phase.
bd25351 puts Mountain into play from hand.
It is now the ending phase.

It is now Akinos's turn.
It is now the untap step.
Akinos untaps his permanents.
It is now the draw step.
Akinos draws 1 card(s).
It is now the first main phase.
It is now the declare attackers step.
Akinos taps Wild Nacatl.
Akinos taps Eidolon of the Great Revel.
bd25351 puts Izzet Charm into play from hand.
bd25351 taps Steam Vents.
bd25351 taps Mountain.
bd25351 points from his Izzet Charm to Akinos's Eidolon of the Great Revel.
bd25351 sets counter life to 16 (-1).
bd25351 sets counter life to 15 (-1).
13_3 Akinos: resp
Akinos taps Stomping Ground.
Akinos sets counter life to 14 (-1).
Akinos sets counter life to 13 (-1).
Akinos plays Mutagenic Growth from hand.
Akinos points from his Mutagenic Growth to his Eidolon of the Great Revel.
13_3 bd25351: ignored.
bye
bd25351 has left the game.

On peut m'expliquer ce que j'ai fait de mal?

[Upsilon]

Ta maman t'a jamais appris a pas répondre ?!?!

Modifié par Upsilon, 09 February 2015 - 11:10 .

[popi]

allez c'est parti pour l'excuse de l'année!!!

contexte: je pose chalice T2, quand il tente de me caster ses sorts a 1, je lui indique le chalice avec les fleches que vous pouvez pas voir


It is now the Combat Phase, Beginning Of Combat Step
MW taps Blight Mamba
It is now the Combat Phase, Declare Attackers Step
Popi's life total is now 18 (-1)
MW taps Misty Rainforest
MW sacrifices Misty Rainforest
MW's life total is now 18 (-1)
Popi's life total is now 19 (+1)
MW is looking its Library...
MW puts Forest into play from Library
MW shuffles library
MW stops looking its Library...
MW plays Giant Growth from Hand
MW plays Berserk from Hand
MW taps Forest
MW taps Forest
<Popi> LOL
<MW> Wait!
<Popi> no wait
<Popi> lol
MW puts Berserk to Graveyard from Play
<MW> takeback?
<MW> Ok?
<Popi> no
<MW> why
<Popi> coz u played them
<MW> in real magic i would have read the card


celle la on me l'avait encore jamais dit. Je refuse qu'il recupere ses cartes, car ca m'enerve le mec ne respecte rien aucune priorité dans ces spells, il joue clairement n'importe comment sans reflechir, en mode je m'en balek (ce que je prends comme une forme de "manque de respect vis à vis de l'adversaire), et au moins now je suis sur qu'il se mettra a lire les cartes y compris online

je precise qu'a la base j'avais specifié "serious game".

Modifié par popi, 11 February 2015 - 00:06 .