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[Banzaï]

c long mais c assez fun comment le mec en peu plus :

<eniGma?> kp
<banzai> kp
It is now turn 2 (eniGma?)
It is now the Beginning Phase, Untap Step
It is now the Precombat Main Phase
eniGma? plays Island from Hand
eniGma? plays Manta Riders from Hand
eniGma? taps Island
It is now the Postcombat Main Phase
<eniGma?> End my turn
It is now turn 3 (banzai)
It is now the Beginning Phase, Untap Step
banzai untaps his/her permanents
It is now the Beginning Phase, Upkeep Step
It is now the Beginning Phase, Draw Step
banzai draws a card
It is now the Precombat Main Phase
banzai plays Wooded Foothills from Hand
<banzai> End my turn
It is now turn 4 (eniGma?)
It is now the Beginning Phase, Untap Step
eniGma? untaps his/her permanents
eniGma? draws a card
It is now the Combat Phase, Declare Attackers Step
eniGma? taps Manta Riders
eniGma? taps Manta Riders
It is now the Combat Phase, Combat Damage Step
banzai's life total is now 19 (-1)
It is now the Postcombat Main Phase
eniGma? taps Island
eniGma? plays Ponder from Hand
banzai taps Wooded Foothills
<eniGma?> Ok?
banzai puts Wooded Foothills to Graveyard from Play
banzai's life total is now 18 (-1)
banzai is looking its Library...
banzai puts Mountain into play from Library
banzai shuffles library
banzai stops looking its Library...
<banzai> Ok
eniGma? is looking top 3 cards of its Library...
eniGma? stops looking its Library...
eniGma? shuffles library
eniGma? shuffles library
eniGma? draws a card
eniGma? puts Ponder to Graveyard from Play
<eniGma?> End my turn
It is now turn 5 (banzai)
It is now the Beginning Phase, Untap Step
banzai untaps his/her permanents
It is now the Beginning Phase, Upkeep Step
It is now the Beginning Phase, Draw Step
banzai draws a card
It is now the Precombat Main Phase
banzai plays Volcanic Island from Hand
<banzai> End my turn
It is now turn 6 (eniGma?)
It is now the Beginning Phase, Untap Step
eniGma? untaps his/her permanents
eniGma? draws a card
It is now the Combat Phase, Declare Attackers Step
eniGma? taps Manta Riders
eniGma? taps Manta Riders
It is now the Combat Phase, Combat Damage Step
banzai's life total is now 17 (-1)
It is now the Postcombat Main Phase
eniGma? taps Island
eniGma? plays Brainstorm from Hand
<eniGma?> Ok?
<banzai> Thinking
banzai plays Force of Will from Hand
banzai puts Spell Snare to RFG from Hand
<banzai> Ok?
<eniGma?> -1
banzai's life total is now 16 (-1)
<eniGma?> Thinking
<eniGma?> Ok
eniGma? puts Brainstorm to Graveyard from Play
banzai puts Force of Will to Graveyard from Play
<eniGma?> End my turn
banzai taps Volcanic Island
banzai plays Brainstorm from Hand
<banzai> Ok?
<eniGma?> Ok
banzai draws a card
banzai draws a card
banzai draws a card
banzai puts Brainstorm to Graveyard from Play
banzai puts a card on top of Library from Hand
banzai puts a card on top of Library from Hand
It is now turn 7 (banzai)
It is now the Beginning Phase, Untap Step
banzai untaps his/her permanents
It is now the Beginning Phase, Upkeep Step
It is now the Beginning Phase, Draw Step
banzai draws a card
It is now the Precombat Main Phase
banzai taps Mountain
banzai plays Sensei's Divining Top from Hand
<banzai> Ok?
<eniGma?> k
banzai plays Wooded Foothills from Hand
<banzai> End my turn
It is now turn 8 (eniGma?)
It is now the Beginning Phase, Untap Step
eniGma? untaps his/her permanents
eniGma? draws a card
It is now the Combat Phase, Declare Attackers Step
It is now the Precombat Main Phase
eniGma? taps Island
eniGma? plays Brainstorm from Hand
<eniGma?> Ok?
<banzai> Ok
eniGma? puts Brainstorm to Graveyard from Play
eniGma? draws a card
eniGma? draws a card
eniGma? draws a card
eniGma? puts a card on top of Library from Hand
eniGma? draws a card
eniGma? puts a card on top of Library from Hand
eniGma? puts a card on top of Library from Hand
eniGma? plays Island from Hand
eniGma? taps Island
eniGma? plays Manta Riders from Hand
It is now the Postcombat Main Phase
<eniGma?> End my turn
banzai taps Wooded Foothills
banzai puts Wooded Foothills to Graveyard from Play
banzai's life total is now 15 (-1)
banzai is looking its Library...
banzai puts Island into play from Library
banzai shuffles library
banzai stops looking its Library...
banzai taps Island
banzai is looking top 3 cards of its Library...
banzai rearranges cards in banzai's Library
banzai rearranges cards in banzai's Library
banzai stops looking its Library...
It is now turn 9 (banzai)
It is now the Beginning Phase, Untap Step
banzai untaps his/her permanents
It is now the Beginning Phase, Upkeep Step
It is now the Beginning Phase, Draw Step
banzai draws a card
It is now the Precombat Main Phase
banzai plays Mishra's Factory from Hand
banzai taps Mishra's Factory
banzai taps Mountain
banzai plays Braid of Fire from Hand
<banzai> Ok?
<eniGma?> Ok
<banzai> End my turn
It is now turn 10 (eniGma?)
It is now the Beginning Phase, Untap Step
eniGma? untaps his/her permanents
eniGma? draws a card
It is now the Precombat Main Phase
eniGma? plays Island from Hand
It is now the Combat Phase, Declare Attackers Step
eniGma? taps Manta Riders
eniGma? taps Manta Riders
eniGma? taps Manta Riders
eniGma? taps Manta Riders
It is now the Combat Phase, Combat Damage Step
banzai's life total is now 13 (-2)
It is now the Postcombat Main Phase
<eniGma?> End my turn
banzai taps Island
<banzai> Ok?
<eniGma?> Ok
banzai is looking top 3 cards of its Library...
banzai rearranges cards in banzai's Library
banzai stops looking its Library...
It is now turn 11 (banzai)
It is now the Beginning Phase, Untap Step
banzai untaps his/her permanents
It is now the Beginning Phase, Upkeep Step
Braid of Fire now has 1 (+1) counters.
It is now the Beginning Phase, Draw Step
banzai draws a card
It is now the Precombat Main Phase
banzai plays Mountain from Hand
<banzai> End my turn
It is now turn 12 (eniGma?)
It is now the Beginning Phase, Untap Step
eniGma? untaps his/her permanents
eniGma? draws a card
It is now the Precombat Main Phase
eniGma? plays Flooded Strand from Hand
eniGma? taps Island
eniGma? taps Island
eniGma? plays Lord of Atlantis from Hand
<eniGma?> Ok?
<banzai> Ok
Manta Riders is now 2/2
Manta Riders is now 2/2
It is now the Combat Phase, Declare Attackers Step
eniGma? taps Manta Riders
eniGma? taps Manta Riders
eniGma? taps Manta Riders
eniGma? taps Manta Riders
banzai taps Mountain
banzai taps Mishra's Factory
banzai taps Island
banzai taps Mountain
banzai plays Starstorm from Hand
<banzai> 2
<banzai> Ok?
eniGma? taps Flooded Strand
eniGma? puts Flooded Strand to Graveyard from Play
eniGma?'s life total is now 19 (-1)
eniGma? is looking its Library...
eniGma? puts Island into play from Library
eniGma? shuffles library
eniGma? stops looking its Library...
eniGma? plays Counterspell from Hand
eniGma? taps Island
eniGma? taps Island
banzai taps Sensei's Divining Top
banzai draws a card
banzai puts a Sensei's Divining Top on top of Library from Play
banzai plays Force of Will from Hand
banzai puts Force of Will to RFG from Hand
banzai's life total is now 12 (-1)
<banzai> Ok?
eniGma? puts Lord of Atlantis to Graveyard from Play
eniGma? puts Manta Riders to Graveyard from Play
eniGma? puts Manta Riders to Graveyard from Play
eniGma? puts Counterspell to Graveyard from Play
banzai puts Force of Will to Graveyard from Play
banzai puts Starstorm to Graveyard from Play
It is now the Postcombat Main Phase
<eniGma?> End my turn
It is now turn 13 (banzai)
It is now the Beginning Phase, Untap Step
banzai untaps his/her permanents
It is now the Beginning Phase, Upkeep Step
Braid of Fire now has 2 (+1) counters.
Mishra's Factory is now Creature Land
Mishra's Factory is now 2/2
It is now the Beginning Phase, Draw Step
banzai draws a card
It is now the Precombat Main Phase
banzai taps Mountain
banzai plays Sensei's Divining Top from Hand
banzai taps Mountain
banzai is looking top 3 cards of its Library...
banzai rearranges cards in banzai's Library
banzai rearranges cards in banzai's Library
banzai rearranges cards in banzai's Library
banzai stops looking its Library...
It is now the Combat Phase, Beginning Of Combat Step
It is now the Combat Phase, Declare Attackers Step
banzai taps Mishra's Factory
banzai taps Mishra's Factory
eniGma?'s life total is now 16 (-3)
<banzai> End my turn
eniGma?'s life total is now 15 (-1)
eniGma?'s life total is now 17 (+2)
It is now turn 14 (eniGma?)
It is now the Beginning Phase, Untap Step
eniGma? untaps his/her permanents
eniGma? draws a card
It is now the Precombat Main Phase
eniGma? taps Island
eniGma? taps Island
eniGma? plays Silvergill Adept from Hand
eniGma? reveals a Grimoire Thief
<eniGma?> Ok?
eniGma? hides card in hand
<banzai> Ok
eniGma? draws a card
eniGma? plays Island from Hand
eniGma? untaps Island
eniGma? taps Island
It is now the Postcombat Main Phase
<eniGma?> End my turn
It is now turn 15 (banzai)
It is now the Beginning Phase, Untap Step
banzai untaps his/her permanents
It is now the Beginning Phase, Upkeep Step
Braid of Fire now has 3 (+1) counters.
Mishra's Factory is now Land
banzai is looking top 3 cards of its Library...
banzai stops looking its Library...
Mishra's Factory is now Creature Land
Mishra's Factory is now 2/2
It is now the Beginning Phase, Draw Step
banzai draws a card
It is now the Precombat Main Phase
banzai plays Mishra's Factory from Hand
<banzai> Thinking
<banzai> End my turn
It is now turn 16 (eniGma?)
It is now the Beginning Phase, Untap Step
Mishra's Factory is now Land
eniGma? untaps his/her permanents
eniGma? draws a card
It is now the Precombat Main Phase
eniGma? plays Island from Hand
eniGma? taps Island
eniGma? taps Island
eniGma? plays Grimoire Thief from Hand
<eniGma?> Ok?
<banzai> Thinking
<banzai> Ok
It is now the Postcombat Main Phase
<eniGma?> End my turn
banzai taps Volcanic Island
banzai taps Mountain
banzai taps Mishra's Factory
banzai taps Mishra's Factory
banzai taps Mountain
banzai plays Starstorm from Hand
eniGma? taps Island
<banzai> 3
eniGma? taps Island
eniGma? taps Island
eniGma? taps Island
eniGma? plays Cryptic Command from Hand
eniGma? draws a card
banzai puts Starstorm to Graveyard from Play
eniGma? puts Cryptic Command to Graveyard from Play
banzai taps Island
banzai is looking top 3 cards of its Library...
banzai stops looking its Library...
It is now turn 17 (banzai)
It is now the Beginning Phase, Untap Step
banzai untaps his/her permanents
It is now the Beginning Phase, Upkeep Step
It is now the Beginning Phase, Draw Step
banzai draws a card
It is now the Precombat Main Phase
banzai taps Mountain
banzai taps Mountain
banzai taps Island
banzai taps Volcanic Island
banzai plays Starstorm from Hand
eniGma? puts Grimoire Thief to Graveyard from Play
eniGma? puts Silvergill Adept to Graveyard from Play
banzai puts Starstorm to Graveyard from Play
It is now the Combat Phase, Beginning Of Combat Step
banzai taps Mishra's Factory
It is now the Combat Phase, Declare Attackers Step
banzai taps Mishra's Factory
eniGma?'s life total is now 15 (-2)
<banzai> End my turn
It is now the Postcombat Main Phase
It is now turn 18 (eniGma?)
It is now the Beginning Phase, Untap Step
eniGma? untaps his/her permanents
eniGma? draws a card
It is now the Precombat Main Phase
eniGma? taps Island
eniGma? plays Manta Riders from Hand
eniGma? taps Island
eniGma? taps Island
eniGma? plays Lord of Atlantis from Hand
Manta Riders is now 2/2
It is now the Postcombat Main Phase
<eniGma?> End my turn
It is now turn 19 (banzai)
It is now the Beginning Phase, Untap Step
banzai untaps his/her permanents
It is now the Beginning Phase, Upkeep Step
Braid of Fire now has 4 (+1) counters.
banzai is looking top 3 cards of its Library...
banzai rearranges cards in banzai's Library
banzai rearranges cards in banzai's Library
banzai taps Sensei's Divining Top
banzai stops looking its Library...
banzai draws a card
banzai puts a Sensei's Divining Top on top of Library from Play
banzai taps Volcanic Island
banzai taps Mountain
banzai taps Mishra's Factory
banzai taps Mountain
banzai taps Mishra's Factory
banzai plays Bogardan Hellkite from Hand
<banzai> Ok?
<System> Player Lost

Magis is funny

[frodo21]

en fait ça sar de balancer toute la partie comme ça, quoter seulement le passage le plus pertinent serait tellement mieux... genre là j'ai pas pris la peine d'essayer lire... sur certains topics de quote (celui de mt pour pas le citer) en général les passages sont plus concis et je les lis... après c'est pas important hein.

[Banzaï]

ben si parceque mon jeu n'est pas un archétype et que je passe au mec 3 starstorm avec braidfire et que le coup du bogardan à l'upkeep était de trop pour lui avec ses merfoolks.

mais c'est pas grave que tu ne lises pas et que personne le fasse, hein

[frodo21]

ok, c'etait pas specialement pour toi, et pis apres tout c'est pas important, juste pour le faire remarquer en bon chieur quoi

[Valendir]

Aluren contre Dreadstill Mono U.

Mon adversaire m'a choppé mon tarmo 5/6 alors qu'il lui restait 5 pv avec un 2e shackle alors que je venais de lui en défausser un. Il a un Trinket mage et mon tarmo, j'intuitionne pour 3 tarmo et en pose un. Il attaque, mais se ravise fnalement, je le laisse faire, et pose un raven qui commence à lui grignoter ses pv.

J'ai une deed en jeu depuis un bon moment, et la c'est le drame :
<Valendir> End my turn
Darkhate untaps Island
It is now turn 24 (Darkhate)
It is now the Beginning Phase, Untap Step
It is now the Beginning Phase, Draw Step
Darkhate draws a card
It is now the Precombat Main Phase
Darkhate taps Island
Darkhate is looking top 3 cards of its Biblioteca...
Darkhate stops looking its Biblioteca...
Darkhate taps Island
Darkhate plays Phyrexian Dreadnought from Hand
<Darkhate> Ok?
<Valendir> EOT
<Valendir> Ok
<Valendir> Ok
Darkhate taps Island
Darkhate plays Stifle from Hand
<Valendir> Ok
Darkhate puts Stifle to Graveyard from Play
It is now the Combat Phase, Declare Attackers Step
Darkhate taps Tarmogoyf
Darkhate taps Tarmogoyf
Darkhate taps Trinket Mage
Darkhate taps Trinket Mage
Valendir's life total is now 1 (-5)
Darkhate puts Trinket Mage to Graveyard from Play
It is now the End Phase, Cleanup Step
<Darkhate> End my turn
It is now turn 25 (Valendir)
It is now the Beginning Phase, Untap Step
Valendir untaps his/her permanents
It is now the Beginning Phase, Upkeep Step
It is now the Beginning Phase, Draw Step
Valendir draws a card
It is now the Precombat Main Phase
Darkhate rearranges cards in Darkhate's Graveyard
It is now the Combat Phase, Declare Attackers Step
Valendir taps Raven Familiar
Valendir taps Raven Familiar
Darkhate's life total is now 3 (-1)
It is now the Postcombat Main Phase
Valendir taps Island
Valendir taps Forest
Valendir taps Tropical Island
Valendir sacrifices Pernicious Deed
<Valendir> 3
Darkhate taps Island
Darkhate puts Stifle into play from Graveyard
<Valendir> gg
Darkhate puts Stifle to Graveyard from Play
<Valendir> hey
<Valendir> You didn't make stifle for your dreadnought??
<Darkhate> yes
<Darkhate> fucker
<Darkhate> fucker
<Darkhate> fucker
<Darkhate> fucker
<Darkhate> fucker
<Darkhate> fucker
<Darkhate> fucker
<Darkhate> fucker
<Darkhate> noob
<System> Player Lost

J'ai d'abord cru qu'il avait deux stifle en main, j'étais deg, sauf qu'en regardant son grave je n'ai vu aucune stifle...

[Sea R Hill]

D'un autre côté son pseudo annonçait la couleur.

[ASSASSIN]

Boarf ca annoncait juste que ce n'était pas noir. Le noir n'étant déja pas une couleur selon certains points de vue.

Oui d'accord c'est nul :x.

[Arcueid]

J'en ai eu un bon se midi, j'ai pas copier la fin mais en gros:

Le type dit dans son annonce : "If you quitter you are gai"
Je me dit cool enfin un type qui me laissera finir notre game 2/3 sb, ca changera.

On la joue, il joue un Tresh très classique, je gagne la 1 , on passe à la 2 jusque la tous va bien, je fait une sortie classique mais forcement vu que j'ai rentré 9 cartes contre lui j'en sort 1-2, je le descend à 6 et domine largement, il entame son dernier tour ou il peut avoir une solution, il pioche et dit:

-"FUCK YOU NOOB DECK" puis quitte.

J'étais blasé mais en même temps vu ce que je joue le "noob deck" m'a trop fait rire surtout avec son Tresh tous fraichement Netdecker.

Surement un joueur qui netdeck et qui comprend pas pourquoi il Win pas 100% des games alors qu'il joue un DTB. Alors quand en plus il tombe sur un mauvais MU^^.

Par contre dans mes stats je l'ai compté comme un Win, pas moyen.

Modifié par Arcueid, 03 April 2009 - 06:03 .

[Valendir]

Je crois que je l'ai vu aussi celui la, mais je ne me rappelle plus si j'ai fait une partie ou si j'ai juste lu l'annonce qui m'a bien fait rire  

[Valendir]

Alors la j'ai pas tout compris... Je joue comme un pied et perd 2/0 contre Gob. Il me propose de faire en 5 manche, ce que j'accepte, et je gagne les deux suivantes.

Et la, alors qu'il a Piledriver sur table, et que je lui ai BEB son warchief, voila ce qu'il me sort : (je joue encore mal en attaquant avec mon Tarmo vous noterez...)

It is now the Combat Phase, Declare Attackers Step
Valendir taps Tarmogoyf
Valendir taps Tarmogoyf
Richard's life total is now 15 (-3)
It is now the End Phase, End Of Turn Step
It is now turn 13 (Richard)
It is now the Beginning Phase, Untap Step
<Valendir> End my turn
It is now the Beginning Phase, Untap Step
Richard untaps his/her permanents
It is now the Beginning Phase, Upkeep Step
It is now the Beginning Phase, Draw Step
Richard draws a card
It is now the Precombat Main Phase
Richard plays Rishadan Port from Hand
Richard taps Mountain
Richard plays Goblin Piledriver from Hand
Valendir plays Force of Will from Hand
Richard taps Mountain
Valendir plays Cavern Harpy from Hand
Richard untaps Mountain
Valendir puts Cavern Harpy to RFG from Play
Richard puts Goblin Piledriver to Graveyard from Play
Valendir's life total is now 16 (-1)
Valendir puts Force of Will to Graveyard from Play
Richard puts Goblin Warchief into play from Graveyard
<Richard> Thinking
Richard taps Mountain
Richard plays Mogg Fanatic from Hand
<Richard> Ok?
<Valendir> you pay for teh warchief maybe?
<Richard> its already in play
<Richard> check the history
<Valendir> warchief?
<Valendir> Richard puts Goblin Warchief into play from GraveyardRichard puts Goblin Warchief into play from Graveyard
<Valendir> He was in your grave
<Richard> its already in play since the last turn
<Richard> sure
<Valendir> loool
<Valendir> Lookat the thread, you put it from your graveyard
<Valendir> Ok if you don't wnt to play bye

[Apocalypse666]

En même temps mws ça fait flippé encore plus maintenant que ya 2 ans je trouve...
Si j'en crois mes tests je joue le deck le plus ouf de l'histoire de magic car qd je demande pas à jouer ac des potes via msn ça donne des 4-0 par adversaires.
Tout le monde joue landstill / madness / random B discard ..' Alors j'ai surement pas de chance quand je lance en random m'enfin bon vraiment un deck sr deux que je rencontre joue landstill : o

Par contre j'ai de la chance je ne suis pas encore tombé sur un petit rageux tout mignon ^^

Assez enorme le mec qui pose des créatures via le cimetière et sans les payer cela dit.

Modifié par Apocalypse666, 03 April 2009 - 19:24 .

[Pokpok]

J'en tiens un bon, je joue un BG rock, mon adversaire un faeriestill, il choppe ses réponses de maniere assez honteuse, et là c'est le drame, il attaque avec sower + mon finks et je veux le bloquer avec mon tarmo:

Citation

AEther Vial now has 1 (+1) counters.
It is now the Combat Phase, Declare Attackers Step
KALLA. taps Spellstutter Sprite
KALLA. taps Spellstutter Sprite
KALLA. taps Kitchen Finks
KALLA. taps Kitchen Finks
KALLA. taps Sower of Temptation
KALLA. taps Sower of Temptation
It is now the Combat Phase, Declare Blockers Step
pokpok's life total is now 13 (-3)
<KALLA.> flyng
<pokpok> why?
<KALLA.> have flying
<pokpok> finks?
<pokpok> read card pls
<pokpok> sower don't give flying
<KALLA.> that is sower
<KALLA.> sower give flying
<pokpok> where is it written?
<KALLA.> on card
<pokpok> i see the sower text bu i can't see controled creature have flying
<pokpok> can you read english
<pokpok> ?
<KALLA.> yeah
<pokpok> sower have flying but finks havn't
<KALLA.> ok you block finks or sower?
<pokpok> i can only block finks
KALLA. is now the controller of Tarmogoyf ici il veut me faire bloquer sa sower
It is now the Combat Phase, Declare Attackers Step
It is now the Combat Phase, Declare Blockers Step
pokpok is now the controller of Tarmogoyf
<pokpok> hm?
<KALLA.> Ok?
It is now the Combat Phase, Beginning Of Combat Step
It is now the Combat Phase, Declare Attackers Step
It is now the Combat Phase, Declare Blockers Step
<pokpok> i block finks
<KALLA.> thas is sower!!!!
<pokpok> omg
<pokpok> i will quote you right now
<pokpok> go practice
<pokpok> then come back
<KALLA.> *that
<System> Session Lost

[blind]

Omg! Il est bon lui et tu es encore meilleur en cherchant à lui expliquer.

Je comprend pas l'histoire du tarmo ou il devient le controleur...

[Neocorus]

Il y a de fortes chances que votre jeu soit mal synchro, et que quand tu ciblais finks, ca ciblait sower chez lui.

Après, il est un peu con, vu que tu expliques ton action...

Modifié par Neocorus, 04 April 2009 - 19:20 .

[Valendir]

blind, le Samedi 04 Avril 2009 à 20:18, dit :

Omg! Il est bon lui et tu es encore meilleur en cherchant à lui expliquer.

Je comprend pas l'histoire du tarmo ou il devient le controleur...

A mon avis, il lui a pris son tarmo pour lui faire une flèche entre son tarmo et la Sower, pour montrer qu'il voulait qu'il bloque Sower.