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[ASSASSIN]

Immensément gigantesque ce mec. Il me fait T1 daze sur brainstorm, T3 standstill, passe une dizaine de tour ou je me sculpte une main. Puis je commence à jouer plusieurs sorts dans mon tour et la il sort :

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<audrey> fuck you loser. suck my dick!!! kiss my ass!!

Un mec qui joue trés mal et s'énerve sur toi quand tu fais ce qui était évident depuis plein de tours. L'idéal du trouffion.

Modifié par ASSASSIN, 10 May 2009 - 15:07 .

[blind]

J'ai pas tout compris Assassin!  

Psychic Venom plays Engineered Plague from Hand
<blind> resp
blind taps Birchlore Rangers
<Psychic Venom> can't
blind taps Quirion Ranger
blind taps Quirion Ranger
blind taps Elvish Visionary
blind taps Heritage Druid
blind taps Forest
<Psychic Venom> no
blind plays Chord of Calling from Hand
<blind> why can't?
<Psychic Venom> no
<blind> it is instant
<Psychic Venom> static ability
<Psychic Venom> you lose
<blind> yes but resp
<blind> play plague
<Psychic Venom> can't
<Psychic Venom> ?
<Psychic Venom> no
<blind> you play and in resssssssssssponse i play my instanttttttttttt
<Psychic Venom> noob
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blind plays Reverent Silence from Hand
<Psychic Venom> noob
blind puts Reverent Silence to Hand from Play
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<blind> not probleme
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<blind> interresting
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<blind> go Legacy France you are now is big star  
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<blind> =)
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<blind> you are fucking stupid
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<blind> omg
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<blind> Ok?
<blind> i play chord in reponse plagueeeeeeeeee
<blind> tthat is instantttttttt
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<blind> Ok?
<blind> Ok?
<blind> Ok?
<blind> pre noming elves obv
<blind> Ok?
<blind> psychicccccc????????
<blind> Ok?
<blind> bye
blind plays Reverent Silence from Hand
blind is looking its Library...
blind puts Magus of the Moon into play from Library
blind shuffles library
blind stops looking its Library...

Bref!

[Apocalypse666]

Ce matin j'ai eu qd même un mec qui me stifle dragage, je tente de lui expliquer le ruling, et pti player lost.
Tester vs random ss mws ça sar c'est fou...

[Vengeance]

blind: je l'ai déja eu ce gars-la, mais bon il fais direct player lost sur waste t1, pas de noob de partout

[blind]

Un bon troufion!

[Valendir]

Que penser de celui-ci.

Je combote tour 2 avec Elfball, pose mon 10e elfe en jeu, il a une ile, un Simic Initiate et un Llanowar reborn en jeu mais n'a pas joué le moindre contre. Et la il me sort :

<jorshie> let me know if you want to play with me or just by yourslef
<Valendir> I'm sorry if I play a combo deck
Valendir plays Nettle Sentinel from Hand
Valendir draws a card
Valendir taps Nettle Sentinel
<jorshie> dont appoligize, just dont play with me
Valendir taps Nettle Sentinel
<System> Player Lost

Comment on peut tester un jeu combo avec ce genre de joueurs en face. Autant Goldfish dans son coin au moins on ennuie personne.

[Apocalypse666]

En même tps au simic initiate tu pouvais leave sans trop de remord...

[Jo_la_loose]

je me suis fait la même réflexion

Modifié par Jo_la_loose, 12 May 2009 - 19:59 .

[Choobak]

Arrêter ! C'est le dernier deck à la mode ! Kevin (12 ans) à fait une perf à Cavaillon dans un tournoi. Il a fait 8ème... sur 10. Les deux derniers jouaient homarid.deck et on fait match nul entre eu pour la cuillère de bois. Du coup, ils l'ont sciée en 2.

Modifié par Choobak, 12 May 2009 - 22:57 .

[ASSASSIN]

simic initiate ca permet de gagner les duels de tarmos!

[Apocalypse666]

Giant Growth aussi : o

[ASSASSIN]

Non mais avec ca tu peux gagner PLUSIEURS duels de tarmos. C'est vraiment ouf comme carte

[Sr0mZ0]

Jouez Dominate les gens



It is now the End Phase, End Of Turn Step
<Sr0mZ0> End my turn
Sr0mZ0 puts Squee, Goblin Nabob to Graveyard from Hand
It is now turn 33 (Player)
It is now the Beginning Phase, Untap Step
Player untaps his/her permanents
Player draws a card
Player taps Island
Player taps Island
Player taps Island
Player plays Intuition from Hand
<Sr0mZ0> Ok
Player puts Intuition to Graveyard from Play
Player is looking its Biblioteca...
Player puts Life from the Loam into play from Library
Player puts Tarmogoyf into play from Library
Player puts a Tarmogoyf on top of Library from Play
Player puts Force of Will into play from Library
Player puts Force of Will into play from Library
Player shuffles library
<Sr0mZ0> Thinking
Player stops looking its Biblioteca...
<Sr0mZ0> life to hand
Player puts Life from the Loam to Hand from Play
Player puts Force of Will to Graveyard from Play
Player puts Force of Will to Graveyard from Play
Player plays Underground Sea from Hand
Player taps Flooded Strand
Player puts Flooded Strand to Graveyard from Play
Player's life total is now 15 (-1)
Player is looking its Biblioteca...
Player puts Tropical Island into play from Library
Player shuffles library
Player stops looking its Biblioteca...
Player taps Underground Sea
Player plays Phyrexian Dreadnought from Hand
Player taps Tropical Island
<Sr0mZ0> Ok
Player plays Stifle from Hand
<Sr0mZ0> Ok
Player puts Stifle to Graveyard from Play
<Player> End my turn
Sr0mZ0 taps Island
Sr0mZ0 taps Island
Sr0mZ0 plays Squee, Goblin Nabob from Hand
Sr0mZ0 draws a card
Sr0mZ0 puts Squee, Goblin Nabob to Graveyard from Play
It is now turn 34 (Sr0mZ0)
It is now the Beginning Phase, Untap Step
Sr0mZ0 untaps his/her permanents
It is now the Beginning Phase, Upkeep Step
Sr0mZ0 puts Squee, Goblin Nabob to Hand from Graveyard
Sr0mZ0 puts Squee, Goblin Nabob to Hand from Graveyard
Sr0mZ0 plays Squee, Goblin Nabob from Hand
Sr0mZ0 puts Squee, Goblin Nabob to Graveyard from Play
<Sr0mZ0> Thinking
Sr0mZ0 taps Island
Sr0mZ0 taps Island
Sr0mZ0 taps Academy Ruins
Sr0mZ0 puts Chalice of the Void into play from Graveyard
Sr0mZ0 puts a Chalice of the Void on top of Library from Play
It is now the Beginning Phase, Draw Step
Sr0mZ0 draws a card
It is now the Precombat Main Phase
Sr0mZ0 plays Island from Hand
Sr0mZ0 taps Island
Sr0mZ0 taps Island
Sr0mZ0 taps Island
Sr0mZ0 taps Island
Sr0mZ0 plays Dominate from Hand
<Sr0mZ0> Ok?
<System> Player Lost





En gros j'ai un BB un peu space, lui un dreadnought/stifle/darkconfidant/tarmo/trinket. dec comme y en a partout...

J'ai 17 cartes dans ma LB, lui 35, on est sur des gros plays, toussa toussa, il fait life pour recup 2fow ou une lftl (je donne life, j'ai B2B sur table, et 2 spell snare en main, je gere le board) et la il fait fetch 2 lands (il n'as plus de basics) pour jouer dread+stifle, ca passe, mon tour, DOMINATE



Sinon a l'instant, un super player de belcher:

<Jimmy  ITA> kp
Jimmy  ITA plays Taiga from Hand
Jimmy  ITA taps Taiga
Jimmy  ITA plays Rite of Flame from Hand
<Jimmy  ITA> Ok?
<Sr0mZ0> Ok
Jimmy  ITA puts Rite of Flame to Graveyard from Play
Jimmy  ITA plays Burning Wish from Hand
<Sr0mZ0> Ok
<Jimmy  ITA> Ok?
Jimmy  ITA is looking its Sideboard...
Jimmy  ITA puts Empty the Warrens into play from Sideboard
Jimmy  ITA stops looking its Sideboard...
Jimmy  ITA puts Burning Wish to Graveyard from Play
Jimmy  ITA plays Chrome Mox from Hand
Pyroblast is enchanting Chrome Mox now
Jimmy  ITA puts Pyroblast into play from Hand
<Sr0mZ0> Ok
Jimmy  ITA puts Empty the Warrens to Hand from Play
Jimmy  ITA plays Lion's Eye Diamond from Hand
Jimmy  ITA taps Chrome Mox
Jimmy  ITA taps Lion's Eye Diamond
Jimmy  ITA plays Empty the Warrens from Hand
<System> Player Lost
<Sr0mZ0> lol

Modifié par Sr0mZ0, 13 May 2009 - 17:56 .

[solknar]

celle la me donne envie de fracasser mon ordi, et la tête de l'adversaire aussi.
il m'explose a la une, je gagne la deux in extrémis avec counter top tour 1000 alors que je me suis fait ruiné mon board. et la la 3:

<The Dude> ip
The Dude shuffles library
Solknar shuffles library
The Dude draws 7 cards
It is now turn 2 (The Dude)
It is now the Beginning Phase, Untap Step
It is now the Beginning Phase, Upkeep Step
It is now the Beginning Phase, Draw Step
It is now the Precombat Main Phase
Solknar shuffles library
<The Dude> kp
Solknar draws 7 cards
<Solknar> kp
The Dude plays Swamp from Hand
<The Dude> End my turn
It is now turn 3 (Solknar)
It is now the Beginning Phase, Untap Step
It is now the Beginning Phase, Upkeep Step
It is now the Beginning Phase, Draw Step
Solknar draws a card
It is now the Precombat Main Phase
Solknar plays Tropical Island from Hand
<Solknar> End my turn
It is now turn 4 (The Dude)
It is now the Beginning Phase, Untap Step
The Dude untaps his/her permanents
It is now the Beginning Phase, Upkeep Step
It is now the Beginning Phase, Draw Step
The Dude draws a card
It is now the Precombat Main Phase
The Dude plays Swamp from Hand
<The Dude> End my turn
It is now turn 5 (Solknar)
It is now the Beginning Phase, Untap Step
It is now the Beginning Phase, Upkeep Step
It is now the Beginning Phase, Draw Step
Solknar draws a card
It is now the Precombat Main Phase
Solknar plays Polluted Delta from Hand
Solknar taps Polluted Delta
Solknar puts Polluted Delta to Graveyard from Play
Solknar's life total is now 19 (-1)
Solknar is looking its Library...
Solknar puts Underground Sea into play from Library
Solknar shuffles library
Solknar stops looking its Library...
Solknar taps Tropical Island
Solknar taps Underground Sea
Solknar plays Counterbalance from Hand
<Solknar> End my turn
It is now turn 6 (The Dude)
It is now the Beginning Phase, Untap Step
The Dude untaps his/her permanents
It is now the Beginning Phase, Upkeep Step
It is now the Beginning Phase, Draw Step
The Dude draws a card
It is now the Precombat Main Phase
The Dude plays Swamp from Hand
<The Dude> End my turn
It is now turn 7 (Solknar)
It is now the Beginning Phase, Untap Step
Solknar untaps his/her permanents
It is now the Beginning Phase, Upkeep Step
It is now the Beginning Phase, Draw Step
Solknar draws a card
It is now the Precombat Main Phase
Solknar plays Flooded Strand from Hand
Solknar taps Tropical Island
Solknar plays Sensei's Divining Top from Hand
<Solknar> End my turn
It is now turn 8 (The Dude)
It is now the Beginning Phase, Untap Step
The Dude untaps his/her permanents
It is now the Beginning Phase, Upkeep Step
It is now the Beginning Phase, Draw Step
The Dude draws a card
It is now the Precombat Main Phase
The Dude plays Swamp from Hand
The Dude taps Swamp
The Dude taps Swamp
The Dude plays Hymn to Tourach from Hand
<Solknar> in resp
Solknar taps Underground Sea
Solknar is looking top 3 cards of its Library...
Solknar rearranges cards in Solknar's Library
Solknar stops looking its Library...
Solknar puts Dark Confidant into play from Library
Solknar puts a Dark Confidant on top of Library from Play
The Dude sacrifices Hymn to Tourach
<The Dude> End my turn
<Solknar> EOT
It is now turn 9 (Solknar)
It is now the Beginning Phase, Untap Step
Solknar untaps his/her permanents
It is now the Beginning Phase, Upkeep Step
Solknar taps Tropical Island
Solknar is looking top 3 cards of its Library...
Solknar rearranges cards in Solknar's Library
Solknar stops looking its Library...
It is now the Beginning Phase, Draw Step
<The Dude> ok whatever man
Solknar draws a card
It is now the Precombat Main Phase
Solknar plays Polluted Delta from Hand
<The Dude> anybody can countertop all day
<The Dude> gg
<Solknar> End my turn
<System> Player Lost

[Apocalypse666]

Oé les "countertop brainless" j'en ai lu bcp aussi